Wale and I went for one of our neighbor's wedding that just recently got married. When we got there, we were specifically and cordially invited.
I only had light breakfast at home, and my husband took some money and gave me some. So we can spray the couples, as per our neighbor.
We saw everyone eating, but we didn't see any food on our table except for wine.
They kept saying they will bring us food, I waited but no food yet, even our order wasn't ready.
I turned and asked my husband, if they forgot we were coming abi na trick to just provoke me peace of mind be this?.
He said, my love please I know you, calm down a bit and besides you didn't come here for food.
Eeh, so wetin go make me dress finish carry money come to spray. Shey na to tempt me, you sure say this people no do this thing purposely to tempt my provocation?.
Knowing after I chop full belle, body go sweet me spray. We go sha meet for house.
I kept waiting, they brought another wine to our table.
Everywhere became very stuffy and I was suffocating. I began to behave like someone, suffering from asthma, you know, an asthmatic patient.
I couldn't help again, I called my husband say make we dey go, I told him we were leaving.
He asked me, what about the couple, and how do we spray them all these money?.
Which money, shey the one they worked for you or with you?. They know how you dey take suffer make this money wey you wan take go waist?.
I collect the whole money, checked his wallet join after I took the bunch from him. So make he for no go spray even kobo from his wallet say, he dey greet them.
And we even greeted them oo, neighbor wey I dey always give food and anything dem want.
Ogbeni give me the whole money, I'm the keeper since we don't have need for it for now. Make I go keep an and chop well.
I dragged him "okay ma, let's go then since you said we should go". He followed me.
We stopped by, chop better food finish still pass by a mall and pick things full bag.
We reach house for evening her people wey home, after we stopped have fun and drink and chop finish. Na for night we come come back.
They were back, himself and wife saw us outside as they were having guest. "Aunty Mimi and boss, you guys left? And it's like you went somewhere.
I smiled in the way that please the lord. "We left to go and eat and drink and even stayed this late and bought some things for the house."
The wife asked, mama where is our gift ooo.
See am here, I stretched the hands and showed them my husband's hands too. As we no see food chop for una wedding, we carry money we for take spray una and buy gift for una. Go chop, drink and buy things see am.
My husband was tapping my shoulder and pinching my ãss not to talk. For where, I chopttas not.
The husband which is our neighbor
Wale and I went for one of our neighbor's wedding that just recently got married. When we got there, we were specifically and cordially invited.
I only had light breakfast at home, and my husband took some money and gave me some. So we can spray the couples, as per our neighbor.
We saw everyone eating, but we didn't see any food on our table except for wine.
They kept saying they will bring us food, I waited but no food yet, even our order wasn't ready.
I turned and asked my husband, if they forgot we were coming abi na trick to just provoke me peace of mind be this?.
He said, my love please I know you, calm down a bit and besides you didn't come here for food.
Eeh, so wetin go make me dress finish carry money come to spray. Shey na to tempt me, you sure say this people no do this thing purposely to tempt my provocation?.
Knowing after I chop full belle, body go sweet me spray. We go sha meet for house.
I kept waiting, they brought another wine to our table.
Everywhere became very stuffy and I was suffocating. I began to behave like someone, suffering from asthma, you know, an asthmatic patient.
I couldn't help again, I called my husband say make we dey go, I told him we were leaving.
He asked me, what about the couple, and how do we spray them all these money?.
Which money, shey the one they worked for you or with you?. They know how you dey take suffer make this money wey you wan take go waist?.
I collect the whole money, checked his wallet join after I took the bunch from him. So make he for no go spray even kobo from his wallet say, he dey greet them.
And we even greeted them oo, neighbor wey I dey always give food and anything dem want.
Ogbeni give me the whole money, I'm the keeper since we don't have need for it for now. Make I go keep an and chop well.
I dragged him "okay ma, let's go then since you said we should go". He followed me.
We stopped by, chop better food finish still pass by a mall and pick things full bag.
We reach house for evening her people wey home, after we stopped have fun and drink and chop finish. Na for night we come come back.
They were back, himself and wife saw us outside as they were having guest. "Aunty Mimi and boss, you guys left? And it's like you went somewhere.
I smiled in the way that please the lord. "We left to go and eat and drink and even stayed this late and bought some things for the house."
The wife asked, mama where is our gift ooo.
See am here, I stretched the hands and showed them my husband's hands too. As we no see food chop for una wedding, we carry money we for take spray una and buy gift for una. Go chop, drink and buy things see am.
My husband was tapping my shoulder and pinching my ãss not to talk. For where, I chopttas not.
The husband which is our neighbor 👇👇👇
