Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see". The Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied. The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows: 1. Who got married? (25 marks) 2. Where was the reception held? (25mks) 3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks) 4.What type of car broke down? (25mks) Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!! As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!!

There are more to life

😂🤣Restaurant experience 🤣 I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm🕓. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😢😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊. I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰💴to establish his business. To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄🙄 This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt , I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!. I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙅🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️ Shame wan kill me. Chai!!! Economy recession no go kill person........🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Follow me for more

Been gud pays

God doesn’t find fault. That’s taught me not to judge other people. If we walked in their shoes, if we had their same experiences, we don’t know what kind of decisions we would make. Since God stooped down for you, why don’t you stoop down for someone else? You’re never more like God than when you’re helping the hurting, restoring the broken, lifting the fallen. There’s enough judgment in the world; there’s enough criticism and faultfinding. Let’s be lifters. Let’s be encouragers. Let’s help someone else experience the God who stoops.

Life is a bank, whatever you put in is what you get

Never give up ur time will come

Life is a bank, whatever you put in is what you get as returns, mind what you put in

A family was having a breakfast and the daughter started talking Daughter :dad Wen I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man Mum:close ur mouth ur eating Dad:talk Wat happened Daughter :there was going inside the bush And I followed them.... Mum:shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me Dad:let her be, say what ur saying Daughter :so Wen I followed them to the bush there stated kīssing Dad:hmm really?? So what happened Daughter :there started doing that thing dat u were doing with aunty joy Dat day mum travelled Dad:i thought ur mom said u should Shūt up 🤣🤣🤣

Focus ob yourself and you grow