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A lady goes into a store to buy some cat food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a cat. Some people nowadays will buy cat food to eat.” The lady finds this odd, but goes home, brings her cat back and is able to buy the cat food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some dog food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a dog. Some people nowadays will buy dog food to eat.” The lady feels slightly annoyed, but goes home, brings her dog back and is able to buy the dog food. The next day, the same lady goes to the store to buy some baby food. The cashier says, “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but we need proof that you actually have a baby. Some people nowadays will buy baby food to eat.” By now the lady is feeling well and truly irritated, but goes home, brings her baby back and is able to buy the baby food. The next day, the lady goes to the store and approaches the cashier, holding a small box with a hole in the front. “Please put your finger in here.” she says. The cashier gives her an odd look and says, “Absolutely not, you might be hiding a spider in there.” The lady replies, “Please don’t worry, I’m not.” The cashier is still skeptical. “Are you hiding a rat?” “No.” “A snake?” “No.” “Well….All right.” The cashier puts her finger in the box and touches something soft and squishy; she pulls her finger out, smells it and says, “This smells like poop!” “Exactly,” the lady replies. “Now can I buy some toilet paper?” please follow up

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As a kid I liked playing with stones till one day i threw one and it hit my dad's fowl🐔 and it d!ed instantly.🌹🙆🏾‍♂️😥 I thought i was just alone but surprisingly, my sister👩 was right behind me watching.🌹🙏 🌹Then she said "give me $1000 LD and i won't tell dad" I said "i don't have but please don't tell him he will beàt me up." 🌹The following day, dad told her to wash the plates and sweep the surrounding, 🍽🍴but she said: "dad , Tygä said he will do it"🤔🌹 🌹Then she came to me and said: "Tygä, u wash the plates and sweep the surrounding or else, don't forget u k!lled a fowl 🐔"🌹👈🏻 🌹Without hesitating, i washed the plates and swept the surrounding for her.🌹 🌹The next day, dad told her to go and fetch water and fill the drum.🌹 🚰🛢🛢 🌹She said again: "dad, Tygä said he will do it"🌹 🌹Then she came to me and said: "Tygä, u remember that fowl 🐔??🌹 🌹Fill this drum with water🛢🛢🛢or else...."🌹 🌹That's how i drew water and filled the drum.🌹 🌹That same day in the evening, dad sent her to the market to buy food items,🍞🥦🥒🍑🍒🍠🥐🍚🥙🌮 and again she said: "dad, Tygä said he will go and buy them"🌹 🌹She came to me again and said: "Tygä don't forget that the fowl 🐔 is still deàd, go to the market and buy d food items or else.... "🤷🏻‍♀🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷🏻‍♀🙆🙆 I just stood up and went to my Daddy with tears in my eyes😪😭, I found him sitted in the house, I went to him, knelt down and said while crying:🌹 🌹"Dad, I'm so sorry pls forgive me. I'm the one who killéd your fowl🐓 but it wasn't a deliberate action, plz dad forgive me I'm sorry."👏 🌹Then he replied: "my son, the day u killéd the fowl🐓, I was at the window🏛 watching everything that happened🙆🏼‍♂. Your sister made u her slàve because u did not want to come to me to confess and apologise. 🙏🏾🌹But now u have done it, u will be free, she will no longer use u again."🤦🏽‍♂Yùñg Tygä?‍♀🤦🏽‍♂ MORAL: "Each time we sin, God sees us and want us to repent."

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