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  • A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
    JAMES: I will look for stick and k!ll it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.

    "R0bbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
    JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope.
    "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.

    "I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?"asks the teacher.

    AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!

    TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
    AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed.
    That's a figure of speech.


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  • "True wisdom lies not in knowing everything, but in embracing what you do not know, seeking growth, and cultivating compassion in every thought, word, and action."
    "True wisdom lies not in knowing everything, but in embracing what you do not know, seeking growth, and cultivating compassion in every thought, word, and action."
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  • Who say make my water no boil, im own no go hot
    Who say make my water no boil, im own no go hot
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  • Always try to make yourself happy, life is short, you know
    Always try to make yourself happy, life is short, you know
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  • STUPID THINGS A WIFE CAN DO TO MESS UP HER
    MARRIAGE.

    There are fifteen stupid things a Wife can do to mess up her marriage, I want you to check them carefully and avoid them.

    1. DARING HER HUSBAND TO BEAT HER.
    You block the door way, and then dare him to beat you and see what will happen. Lots of women have done this in the past and they end up regretting it. It is unwise to do this.

    STUPID THINGS A WIFE CAN DO TO MESS UP HER MARRIAGE. There are fifteen stupid things a Wife can do to mess up her marriage, I want you to check them carefully and avoid them. 1. DARING HER HUSBAND TO BEAT HER. You block the door way, and then dare him to beat you and see what will happen. Lots of women have done this in the past and they end up regretting it. It is unwise to do this.
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  • Accept yourself for who you are. Don't try to be someone else
    Self content is the key.
    Accept yourself for who you are. Don't try to be someone else Self content is the key.
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  • 2. DARING HER HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with another woman. You may live to regret it

    2. DARING HER HUSBAND TO SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. You will be making a major mistake if you dare your husband to sleep with another woman. You may live to regret it
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