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When chemistry teacher said: "old bonds break when new are formed" we didn't listen.

🟢 REMINDERS: • Believe in yourself • Failure is a great teacher • Adversity is your strength • Stay loyal to your creativity • Your dreams can come true • Learn to be patient with results • Nothing great comes without effort

Don't burn yourself to keep others warm.

it is so nice meeting you

so cute

"Are you single?" "Why, are you looking to update your roster of failed relationships? Don't worry, I'm the perfect addition to disappoint you in new and creative ways. Swipe left if you can't handle my sarcastic charm and savage comebacks. I'm a package deal, baby."

🟢 Funny Replies to “I Hate You!” 🔴I knew it! Dogs really hate me. 🔴Welcome to the dark side. 🔴Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. I’m really not good with animals. 🔴I hate you too ... from the depth of my fart. 🔴Do you think you have the mental and emotional capacity to hate me? Oh please! 🔴That’s what your mom said when I didn’t pay her. 🔴You’re just a minor detail in my life anyway. 🔴Are you a cricket? Crickets make a lot of noise yet you never see them. The moment you walk near them, they become quiet. 🔴May your soul rest in peace.

Please try to do that when you're alone 😀😀

“Be nice to people on the way up, because you may meet them on the way down.” – Jimmy Durante