_My Friend_
Meet Emmanuel, a hapless Nigerian guy who had a best friend like no other – Uche.
Uche was a self-proclaimed "expert" on everything. He once convinced Emmanuel that the secret to becoming a millionaire was collecting used plastic bottles.
One fateful day, Emmanuel received a frantic call from Uche. "Bro, I've got a brilliant idea! We'll start a business selling cat clothes!"
Emmanuel face-palmed. "Uche, cats don't wear clothes."
Uche retorted, "That's what they want you to think! We'll revolutionize the feline fashion industry!"
Emmanuel reluctantly joined Uche's venture. They invested all their savings in glittery cat suits.
Their first customer was Mrs. Okoye, who laughed so hard she snorted tea out her nose. "You think my cat, Sisi, will wear this?"
Uche beamed, "Sisi will be the trendiest cat in Lagos!"
Mrs. Okoye bought the suit – as a joke.
The next day, Sisi's Instagram debut showcased the glittery monstrosity. To everyone's surprise, Sisi became an internet sensation.
Orders poured in. Emmanuel and Uche's ridiculous business boomed.
At their first million-naira milestone, Emmanuel turned to Uche and said, "You know, sometimes your craziness works."
Uche grinned. "Told you, bro. Now let's diversify into dog sunglasses!"
Emmanuel shook his head, laughing. "You're my friend, Uche. What have you done to me?"
_My Friend_
Meet Emmanuel, a hapless Nigerian guy who had a best friend like no other – Uche.
Uche was a self-proclaimed "expert" on everything. He once convinced Emmanuel that the secret to becoming a millionaire was collecting used plastic bottles.
One fateful day, Emmanuel received a frantic call from Uche. "Bro, I've got a brilliant idea! We'll start a business selling cat clothes!"
Emmanuel face-palmed. "Uche, cats don't wear clothes."
Uche retorted, "That's what they want you to think! We'll revolutionize the feline fashion industry!"
Emmanuel reluctantly joined Uche's venture. They invested all their savings in glittery cat suits.
Their first customer was Mrs. Okoye, who laughed so hard she snorted tea out her nose. "You think my cat, Sisi, will wear this?"
Uche beamed, "Sisi will be the trendiest cat in Lagos!"
Mrs. Okoye bought the suit – as a joke.
The next day, Sisi's Instagram debut showcased the glittery monstrosity. To everyone's surprise, Sisi became an internet sensation.
Orders poured in. Emmanuel and Uche's ridiculous business boomed.
At their first million-naira milestone, Emmanuel turned to Uche and said, "You know, sometimes your craziness works."
Uche grinned. "Told you, bro. Now let's diversify into dog sunglasses!"
Emmanuel shook his head, laughing. "You're my friend, Uche. What have you done to me?"
