START LAUGHING NOW Good morning, guys! How was your weekend? I hope you all enjoyed it with family and friends over there. Have a blessed day! Happy Monday

1. Today I saw a beautiful girl crying in front of an A. T. M machine

Fear did not allow me to ask her why

2. Do you know dat people dat where sold as slave trade are now enjoying America as black Americans

And my $tubborn grandfather refused to be sold
#toptags
Now see where I ended in Nigeria here shouting up nepa

3. Nothing person no go see o, how can a tenant dog chase landlord away from his own compound
#beautychallenge
4. I want to marry a stammarer so dat before she can even say "baby I need money"
#viralpost2024
I have already left the house

5. Today I went out before I could get back home, my landlord has already locked my door wit 2big padlock

Am confused, I don't know if it's because of arm robbers
#viralshorts
5. Some people are stupid o, hw can u be owing me and u posted "feel like dy!ng"

My dear I cover u wit the bl00d of Jesus
#viralshorts
u will not d!e o

6. I warned my mom don't bring a house girl she refused

Now the girl is vomiting
#topfanbadge
7. How can a guy hurt such a beautiful girl like u

Dis statement is coming from a guy dat will k!ll u kpatakpata
#foryoupageシ
Aunty have sense

8. Wen I was small, am always afraid of darkn€ss, but now dat am matured if I see Nepa bill I become afraid of light
#BestPhotographyChallenge
9. Sorry we can't date I have taken u like my brother, dis statement k!lls faster dan rat poison
#followerseveryonehighlights
10. Today my mum was just shouting at me, I was just asking myself do dis woman even know dat I have watched the video
#reasonwellcomedy
11. Today I went to a night club and shout oga ur wife is coming o
10 men left their girlfriend and ran away
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12. I saw my landlord daughter vomiting I started packing my clothes, I don't like dat house again
@topfans
13. Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.

Good morning, guys! How was your weekend? I hope you all enjoyed it with family and friends over there. Have a blessed day! love you all

1. Nevēr raise ur voice at a lady it's really bad.. Nevēr hīt a lady u will regret ..Dont hūrt her emotionally,it will wreck her..

Just carry her wig she is taking 4 wedding and dip into palm oil..🤷🏻‍♂

2. I've never seen someone who lies more than a pregnant woman, she will be like: sweetheart ur baby want to eat chicken and drink small Stout
#viralshorts
3. Don't throw away your garri because your friend dey cook rice... Gas can finish at anytime..
Only the wise can understand..
#viralchallenge
4. Sometimes you might catch me starring at you, it's not because u are cute but because my mum told me that devil has tails and am wondering where's yours
#facebookviral
5. Haba!!! Even at funeral grounds some girls still paint their face with makeup..... Won't you cry
#topfanbadge
6. Imagine being born because your mother needed chips and chicken
🙆🏻‍♂
#foryoupageシ
7. IT’S OVER BETWEEN US those words can make you search for the fridge in the microwave
#bestchallenge
8. Some ladies will be like 'I need a man that will make me feel like a woman' My question is where u feeling like a gøat before;🤷🏻‍♂
#BestPhotographyChallenge
9. "At age of 20, I made 5 million per week. how did I do it? very simple. if you can think, you can achieve it"...

Motivational Speakers ehn Walahi thünder go still str!ke yøu on Judgement day
#followerseveryonehighlights
10. A guy posted "my d!ck is my life"

His girlfriend commented "your life is too short"
#reasonwellcomedy
11. A teacher asked "What is the opposite of transparent"
Akpos: "Sir Transchildren"
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12. A random person was asked "What was the motto of your school"? The person replied Okada
@topfans
13. I pray God touch your heart to follow me for more and not ignore my efforts
@followers
message me
I don't snub

The Way of The Woodpecker:

The wood pecker maybe a small bird but it’s ways are very unique; here is why;

1) No other bird makes its nests inside the body of a tree but the woodpecker.
2) If you see a bird living inside the trunk of a tree there is a 98% chance it is a woodpecker or it stole the nest from a woodpecker
3) With it’s beak, the woodpecker can chisel through any tree
4) The force applied by its chiselling beak is more powerful than two cars colliding at 40miles an hour, in comparative terms.
5) If a human were to chisel into a tree as the woodpecker, he/she will smash their heads into pieces at their first peck
6) Not even an eagle’s head or claw is as strong as the combined force of the head and beak of a woodpecker.
7) The woodpecker is smart enough never to make its nest on a branch but the trunk of the tree.

Here are the lessons for an entrepreneur:

As an entrepreneur you need to develop a skin as thick and strong as the head and beak of a woodpecker. This is because many are the trials on your path to self actualisation as a successful entrepreneur.

You also don’t need to be the strongest or smartest but know where to dig, know where to focus and where to set up your nest. If you drill too deep on a branch you will break it, but the trunk gives you more propensity for success.

You must have staying power. When a woodpecker chisels into a tree, it understands the job or task cannot be completed in one day, the bird will keep chiselling day after day until it is satisfied with the depth and width of the nest before it will move in and make it a home. As an entrepreneur you must have staying power, you must work on your craft day in day out until you get it done.

So learn the ways of the woodpecker and do likewise:

The Best Lesson From The Hen:

1. It first lays enough eggs before sitting on them:
GOOD PLANNING.

2. When it starts sitting on the eggs, it minimizes movement:
DISCIPLINE.

3. It physically loses weight while sitting on its eggs due to decreased feeding:
SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL.

4. It can sit on eggs from another hen:
INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS.

5. It sits on the eggs for 21 days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch it will still lay eggs again:
FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE.

6. It detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out:
SENSITIVE and DISCERNING.

7. It abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one:
WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC.

8. No one can touch its chick:
PROTECTIVE LOVE.

9. It gathers all its Chicks together:
UNITY of PURPOSE.

10. It doesn't abandon the chicks before they mature: MENTORING

Live your dreams, one day they will hatch and you will see them grow.

Distribution of Feeders and Drinkers in poultry houses:

Feeders and drinkers are among the most important equipment in the poultry house. This is because properly feeding birds and watering them is of paramount importance.

In others words, it is essential for birds to get proper access to both drinkers and feeders. Notably, improper distribution of such equipment can lead to a number of adverse effects as discussed below.

One of the major problems associated with improper distribution of feeders and drinkers is that it can lead to cannibalism in poultry.

In other words, it can lead to dominant birds pecking on feathers or other parts of the submissive birds. This behavior leads to the weaker birds not being able to fully satisfy their nutrition needs and as such, their growth and production is restricted.

Secondly, if you are unable to properly distribute feeders and drinkers in your poultry house then you can expect to observe varied growth rates among your flock. This is because when birds compete for such equipment, superiority complex is promoted among the dominant ones and the weaker ones are unable to access them.

The dominant ones therefore grow at a significantly higher rate as compared to the submissive ones. The point here is that one way of ensuring that you have uniform growth in your flock is by correctly distributing both drinkers and feeders evenly.

Water quality: birds should not be given dirty water. Broilers need a constant water supply. You should never limit them feed and water. For better feed utilisation, keep the water available, away from the Heat source, a meter away from feeders.

The arrangement of feeds and water should be that the two are not far from each other. Just a meter apart is enough.

There are a number of key things you should keep in mind when distributing feeders and drinkers in your poultry house. These are namely; the type of feeder or drinker used and the age of the birds.

For instance, when using a trough feeder you should make sure that each bird has 10 cm feeding space. On the other hand, if you are using circular feeders you should see to it that each bird has a feeding space of at least 4 cm.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."

SON: "Oh! (With his head down).

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I want to play with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.
We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

I called him one time ago.

My nephew who is nine years old now.

"...you have not been asking after your uncle, hope all is well."

He responded.

"I am fine, Uncle. I have been very busy that's why."

"Aah you have been very busy?"

"Yes."

"Busy with what?"

"I have been busy with a lot of things, since we vacated I got a job I have been working. Like this now I am at work."

I was shocked.

"You are working?"

"Yes."

"Who employed you?"

"Person na."

"Like this?"

He stifled a laugh.

"Uncle Kyrian, you are really looking down on me o. This is see finish. I am working now since they gave us a long vacation."

"Okay, fine, where do you work?"

"There is a small garden in our neighborhood, it is so unkempt. So I told the landlord of the place that I want to be taking care of the garden. He will be paying me."

"And what did he say?"

"He laughed and said okay na."

"How much did he agree to be paying you?"

"Each day I come to cut the flowers there, he pays me N1,000 and I go there two times a week."

"That is to say you are making N2,000 weekly?"

He chuckled and said.

"Yes na. I am a big boy now."

"How long have you been working there?"

"Last week. I have saved N, 1,500."

"What did you do with the remaining N500?"

"I borrowed my friend, he will pay me back tomorrow with interest. Interest of N200."

"Wow. You are now a big boy o. No wonder you no longer call me."

"Uncle Kyrian, as you are busy me sef I'm busy. It's not only you that knows how to be busy. Each time I call you, you will say let's talk later I'm at work. It's my turn to shine now..."

I laughed and cut him short.

"No, it's not like that na. You know I am not making it up. Am I not the one who called you now...?"

He interrupted and said.

"Please, I need to go now Uncle, my oga is coming to inspect my work. If you have a business for me and it's urgent send me an email. I charge N2,000 per week. This is working hour. Byeee, Mr. Kyrian..."