• HUSBAND CALLS WIFE ON PHONE
    Husband: Where are you?
    Wife : At home love.
    Husband: Are you sure?
    Wife: Yes.
    Husband : Turn on the microwave.
    Wife : (turns microwave on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
    Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
    ANOTHER DAY......
    $uspicious Husband: Where are you?
    Wife: At home love.
    Husband: Are you sure?
    Wife : Yes.
    Husband: Turn on the microwave.
    Wife: (turns microwave on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
    Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
    The next day, the husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him, "Son, where is your mother?"
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    Son: "I don't know, she went out with the microwave 3days ago

    😂HUSBAND CALLS WIFE ON PHONE😂 Husband: Where are you? Wife : At home love. Husband: Are you sure? Wife: Yes. Husband : Turn on the microwave. Wife : (turns microwave on) Rrrreeereeeereeee... Husband: Ok my love goodbye. ANOTHER DAY...... $uspicious Husband: Where are you? Wife: At home love. Husband: Are you sure? Wife : Yes. Husband: Turn on the microwave. Wife: (turns microwave on) Rrreeereeeereeee... Husband: Ok my love goodbye. The next day, the husband decides to call on his son's phone and he asks him, "Son, where is your mother?" . . . . . . . . . . Son: "I don't know, she went out with the microwave 3days ago 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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