• No civilization, including Plato's, has ever been destroyed because its citizens learned too much.
    No civilization, including Plato's, has ever been destroyed because its citizens learned too much.
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  • Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be.
    Knowledge of what is does not open the door directly to what should be.
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  • AVOID SLEEPING IN CHURCH SERVICE!!!
    it’s very bäd
    I was sleeping in the church one Sunday and the usher๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿฟ woke me up...Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... “Please stand up”
    I stood up without knowing the reason and the people were clapping๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. ...
    PASTOR:- “Ooohh!! thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another Ten milliøn naira for our church project ?”
    Na so I Faïnt for Church๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    Ahh!๐Ÿ™†#miga
    Na how I wan take settle this kind dëbt
    Lesson: Stop sleeping in church, listen to sermon.
    AVOID SLEEPING๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜‘ IN CHURCH๐Ÿฅ SERVICE!!! it’s very bäd ๐Ÿ˜ I was sleeping๐Ÿ’ค in the church๐Ÿฅ one Sunday and the usher๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿฟ woke me up...Immediately he woke me up from my sleep๐Ÿ’ค the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... “Please stand up” I stood up without knowing the reason๐Ÿคจ and the people were clapping๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look๐Ÿ‘€ around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. ... PASTOR:- “Ooohh!! thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another Ten milliøn naira for our church project ?” ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณNa so I Faïnt for Church๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฟ‍โ™‚๏ธ Ahh!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#miga Na how I wan take settle this kind dëbt๐Ÿ˜ญ Lesson: Stop sleeping in church, listen to sermon๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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  • But, I think it's great to be able to work with established directors, and then also first-timers. I feel like you learn from both of them, but then you can go and share your knowledge with each of them. That's really fantastic!
    But, I think it's great to be able to work with established directors, and then also first-timers. I feel like you learn from both of them, but then you can go and share your knowledge with each of them. That's really fantastic!
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  • FEAR ALCOHOL
    After shouting happy New year, I went to cool off at a bar.
    When I got home, my kids were watching TV in the parlour, I moved to the bedroom and there my wife was with another man in bed, she was cheating on me.
    She looked at me in shock and said "Get out of here"
    The man shouted "how did he get in here, I have told you to always lock the doors"
    I sat outside crying for a while, i just wonder how long she's been doing this, in our matrimonial bed, I went back to the bar for consolation.
    I came back home and the doors were already locked, I kept banging at the door till the man my wife was flirting with came out, I threw a punch at him, by the time the punch landed on his face, it had lost momentum.
    He punched me back harder>>>>>>>>
    I woke up in my room, that's when I realized i live in a 1 room apartment and i am not married, just when everything was becoming clear, my roommate came looking really angry
    He said"Hey bro landlord Dey vex() for you, you got drunk last night and kept disturbing him, calling his wife yours and his children yours, I told you to stop drinking.
    Now landlord don chase me out oo
    โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸพFEAR ALCOHOL๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โœ๏ธ After shouting happy New year, I went to cool off at a bar.๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒƒ When I got home, my kids were watching TV in the parlour, I moved to the bedroom and there my wife was with another man in bed, she was cheating on me.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ‘ฉShe looked at me in shock and said๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ "Get out of here"๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿง”The man shouted๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ "how did he get in here, I have told you to always lock the doors"๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿ”’ ๐Ÿง”I sat outside crying๐Ÿ˜ญ for a while, i just wonder how long she's been doing this, in our matrimonial bed, I went back to the bar for consolation.๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿง”I came back home and the doors were already locked, I kept banging at the door till the man my wife was flirting with came out, I threw a punch ๐Ÿ‘Šat him, by the time the punch landed on his face, it had lost momentum.๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘€ He punched me back harder>>>>>>>>๐Ÿ‘Š ๐Ÿง”I woke up in my room๐Ÿ›Œ, that's when I realized i live in a 1 room apartment and i am not married, just when everything was becoming clear, my roommate came looking really angry๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  He said๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ"Hey bro landlord Dey vex(๐Ÿ˜ ) for you, you got drunk last night and kept disturbing him, calling his wife yours and his children yours, I told you to stop drinking.๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿพ Now landlord don chase me out oo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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  • TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA
    1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam.
    2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.
    3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sçam
    4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sçam.
    5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sçam.
    6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sçam.
    7. “Your vote counts” - Sçam.
    8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sçam.
    9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cลmpliçated” - Double Sçam.
    10. “This is not a Sçam” - Sçam.
    11. “Our school is the best” - Sçam.
    12. “Come over I want to show you
    something” - Sçam.
    13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sçam oo.
    14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sçam.
    15. “I’m with the boys” - Sçam
    15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sçam.
    16. “I saw you in my dreฤms giving you a ring” - Pure Sçam.
    18. Babe: Let’s do a video call...
    Guy: Sørry my network is bäd, my battêry is lôw, my room is dårk - Chief Sçam #Jimax
    19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sçam
    20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sçam.
    21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Scämmest Sçam of them all.
    Bonus Sçam!!!
    22. “I have never loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sçam.
    ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ
    add yours
    Where are you reading from??
    ๐Ÿ˜‚ TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿคญ 1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ 2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.๐Ÿ˜… 3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sçam ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚ 4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜’ 5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ™„ 6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜’ 7. “Your vote counts” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚ 9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cลmpliçated” - Double Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 10. “This is not a Sçam” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚ 11. “Our school is the best” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚ 12. “Come over I want to show you something” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sçam oo. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 15. “I’m with the boys” - Sçam ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚ 15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜• 16. “I saw you in my dreฤms giving you a ring” - Pure Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ 18. Babe: Let’s do a video call... ๐Ÿ˜‡ Guy: Sørry my network is bäd, my battêry is lôw, my room is dårk - Chief Sçam ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #Jimax 19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sçam ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚ 20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Scämmest Sçam of them all. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Bonus Sçam!!! 22. “I have never loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sçam. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ add yours Where are you reading from??
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  • I saw my ex-girlfriend today, the girl that br0ke my heart for no reason at all, I saw her in one restaurant, she is
    drinking fanta with his new boyfriend, and when she
    saw me drinking Eva_wine, she told his boyfriend that
    she need # Eva_wine , frozen chicken, fried rice, and salads, her boyfriend quickly ordered for it, I know
    that she is asking for all that, to show me that she
    have been living fine, as a cool guy, I just pack they
    watch them....the boyfriend suddenly went outside, in
    the name of urinating, I already know that he is
    running away, but i kept quiet....Now the kin bae is through with her enjoyment, and she start calling his
    number, but is switched off, and she have no money
    with her, she keep on starring at me, but I was busy
    drinking my wine, not long the waiter came for his
    money, and she was just there crying like a baby,
    when the restaurant owner came, the conditions given to her is to pay her bills, or keep washing plates
    till when they are satisfied, the bill is upto ten
    thousand, naira, I have the money, but i can't pay for
    her.
    I stood up about going but I just couldn't, but seeing her wailing... I couldn't just stand that, I mean she's a human
    I walked to them, told her it's okay, I brought out the Money and paid, without saying any more words, I left, she was short of words as more tears now flows down her cheek as she watch me go.
    I know it didn't end as some of you guys expected, I should have left and let her suffer it right? But no... People aren't the same that's all you need to know.

    I saw my ex-girlfriend today, the girl that br0ke my heart for no reason at all, I saw her in one restaurant, she is drinking fanta with his new boyfriend, and when she saw me drinking Eva_wine, she told his boyfriend that she need # Eva_wine , frozen chicken, fried rice, and salads, her boyfriend quickly ordered for it, I know that she is asking for all that, to show me that she have been living fine, as a cool guy, I just pack they watch them....the boyfriend suddenly went outside, in the name of urinating, I already know that he is running away, but i kept quiet....Now the kin bae is through with her enjoyment, and she start calling his number, but is switched off, and she have no money with her, she keep on starring at me, but I was busy drinking my wine, not long the waiter came for his money, and she was just there crying like a baby, when the restaurant owner came, the conditions given to her is to pay her bills, or keep washing plates till when they are satisfied, the bill is upto ten thousand, naira, I have the money, but i can't pay for her. I stood up about going but I just couldn't, but seeing her wailing... I couldn't just stand that, I mean she's a human I walked to them, told her it's okay, I brought out the Money and paid, without saying any more words, I left, she was short of words as more tears now flows down her cheek as she watch me go. I know it didn't end as some of you guys expected, I should have left and let her suffer it right? But no... People aren't the same that's all you need to know. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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  • KASALA LAUGHTER
    I was taking a lovely walk with my bae yesterday evening
    And suddenly a Certain guy støpped with his BMW car and started calling my girlfriend
    She wanted to say Nobut I allowed her to go and see why she was being called..
    After she reached where the car was
    They started chatting, laughing and I couldn't hear what the conversation was all about plus I was busy waiting for her
    She got inside the car then I walked to them And asked " Purity what are you doing''
    Let's go
    She smiled and said "Emmanuel" my brother just go home I'll find you"
    I was Shøcked to be called "Brother" by my own Girlfriend
    Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea..
    I also smiled
    And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drugs
    And it's afternoon already
    Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chrønic oooo".
    Immediately she was kicked out of the car
    I laughed
    The question is am I wฤซcked ?
    Cuties , why don't you invite your friends to this group for more interesting jokes
    Abi I no dey try?
    I pray God touch your heart to Add or follow me for more interesting jokes
    ๐Ÿ˜‚KASALA LAUGHTER ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was taking a lovely walk with my bae yesterday evening ๐Ÿ’ And suddenly a Certain guy støpped with his BMW car and started calling my girlfriend๐Ÿ™„ She wanted to say Nobut I allowed her to go and see why she was being called๐Ÿ˜Š.. After she reached where the car was They started chatting๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ, laughing and I couldn't hear what the conversation was all about plus I was busy waiting for her She got inside the car then I walked to them And asked " Purity what are you doing'' Let's go๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿšถ‍โ™‚๏ธ She smiled and said "Emmanuel" my brother just go home I'll find you๐Ÿ˜ฎ" I was Shøcked to be called "Brother" by my own Girlfriend๐Ÿ˜ณ Then I thought for a while and came up with an idea..๐Ÿค” I also smiled๐Ÿ˜Š And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drugs๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜‚ And it's afternoon already๐Ÿ˜‹ Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chrønic oooo". Immediately she was kicked out of the car I laughed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The question is am I wฤซcked ?๐Ÿ˜‹ Cuties ๐Ÿฅฐ, why don't you invite your friends to this group for more interesting jokes ๐Ÿ˜ Abi I no dey try?๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ’” I pray God touch your heart to Add or follow me for more interesting jokes ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜
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  • Einstein's results again turned the tables and now very few philosophers or scientists still think that scientific knowledge is, or can be, proven knowledge.
    Einstein's results again turned the tables and now very few philosophers or scientists still think that scientific knowledge is, or can be, proven knowledge.
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  • Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion.
    Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up. It increases by diffusion and grows by dispersion.
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