That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.

Don't be a woman that needs a man. Be a lady, a man, needs!

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

A woman that truly loves you will never allow you to leeek her beans .🤦🤦🙆

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad? Son : Both Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go? Son : Dubai Dad : That shows u love your mum more? Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go? Son : Malaysia Dad : Replied angrily, why? Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before Dad : When did you go to Dubai ? Son : During the first question 😂😂😂😂😂 You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you. 😂😂 Bless me with a like 🥰♥️