Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I am kind of funny about making new friends.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

I am smiling. That alone should scare you.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

British potato chips differ from the American version in that the English chips are grey and soggy, as if they were laundered with dirty socks. They can be delicious if you have taken complete leave of your senses.