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  • May hamster favor us on Thursday cos my car dealer is waiting for me oh
    May hamster favor us on Thursday cos my car dealer is waiting for me oh 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
  • Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

    Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  • I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her.
    I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her.
  • In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took.
    In recalling their school years, students mostly remember their teachers, and not the courses they took.
  • Thereís nothing simpler than avoiding people you donít like. Avoiding oneís friends, thatís the real test.
    Thereís nothing simpler than avoiding people you donít like. Avoiding oneís friends, thatís the real test.
  • Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
    Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
  • I am not worthy of the least of all the mercies, and of all the truth, which thou hast shewed unto thy servant; for with my staff I passed over this Jordan; and now I am become two bands.
    I am not worthy of the least of all the mercies, and of all the truth, which thou hast shewed unto thy servant; for with my staff I passed over this Jordan; and now I am become two bands.
  • Single doesn't always mean available...
    Single doesn't always mean available...