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  • If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
    If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
  • Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor.
    Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor.
  • I am not funny. What I am is brave.
    I am not funny. What I am is brave.
  • As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
    As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
  • My daughters think ketchup is a vegetable.
    My daughters think ketchup is a vegetable.
  • I’m slowly becoming more unable to fit my hand into a pringles can… is this what growing up feels like?
    I’m slowly becoming more unable to fit my hand into a pringles can… is this what growing up feels like?
  • what comes once in a minute,twice in a moment,but never in a thounsand years?
    what comes once in a minute,twice in a moment,but never in a thounsand years?
  • I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and started measuring Half Cup of Gärri
    I think I have to change my Garri vendor,....Mama Nkechi Saw Me From Afar, and started measuring Half Cup of Gärri 😳😭😭😭
  • SINCE 3 days ago wey I eat chosen nodles i never hungry again
    SINCE 3 days ago wey I eat chosen nodles i never hungry again