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  • “The choices that you make, make the person that you become.”
    “The choices that you make, make the person that you become.”
  • “Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”

    “Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well.”
  • “The best can't find you, until you put the worst behind you.”
    “The best can't find you, until you put the worst behind you.”
  • “Hope empowers you to strive and grow even when your circumstances are in shambles.”
    “Hope empowers you to strive and grow even when your circumstances are in shambles.”
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    #Wallpaper 101
  • A boy can love a poor girl but a girl can't love a poor boy
    Why............?🥹
    A boy can love a poor girl ❤️ but a girl can't love a poor boy Why............?💔🥹 💯🤫
  • A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN ADDED IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

    Name: Woman
    Symbol: Wm
    Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

    PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

    - Boils at any time
    - Can freeze at any time
    - Melts if treated with love
    - Very Bitter if Mishandled

    CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

    - Very Reactive
    - Highly Unstable
    - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
    - Money Reducing Agent

    OCCURRENCE

    Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

    It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

    It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

    _Very harmful to you if it sees you with any element similar to itself.
    A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN ADDED IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Name: Woman 👩💅👑💍👠 Symbol: Wm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror. It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws. It has mixed properties when seated with parents. _Very harmful to you if it sees you with any element similar to itself.
  • HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT

    Warning This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age.

    During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses.

    They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over.
    My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend.

    My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room.
    I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart.

    They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed.
    So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep.

    Then I started hearing their conversation,

    "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said.

    "Me too," another one agreed.

    "What should we do then?" Another person asked.

    "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him."

    When that one said that, fear gripped me,
    "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered.

    I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly.
    I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me.

    Then one of them said,
    #Naijagist please let us pray."

    Never judge a book by its cover
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    🔥 HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT 🔥🔞 Warning⚠️ This article is highly rated 18+, Just skip this post if you're below eighteen years of age. During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses. They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over. My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend. My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room. I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart. They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed. So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep. Then I started hearing their conversation, "I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said. "Me too," another one agreed. "What should we do then?" Another person asked. "Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him." When that one said that, fear gripped me, "What do they want to do with me?" I wondered. I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly. I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me. Then one of them said, #Naijagist please let us pray." 🙏🙏😎 Never judge a book by its cover😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANKS FOR READING 😆🙆🤸🤸🏋️🚴 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 WAIT DON'T GO YET ✋✋✋ PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A MESSAGE REQUEST FOR MORE INTERESTING JOKES, LET'S HIT 10K FOLLOWERS🙏🙏😭😭 Naija GistNaija Gist