HOW CONTINENT REACT TO A SICK PERSON🤣🤣 EUROPE bro 1: so how u feeling? S*ck guy: it's a little bit better, the doctor said I should take my pills on time and I should be fine. bro 3: oh what a relief 😌. bro 2: we're still gonna party on Tuesday!!! S*ck guy: yeah, it's gonna be lit😁. AFRICA 🔥 bro1: tell us the truth, hunger has ch*ke u and that's why ure pretending, so that ur neighbors will be giving u free food right?😏 sick guy:😳 bro5: b*d guy😏, u don't want to be warming Eba again 😆. bro4: normally eba is his signature dish naw🤣. bro6: wow this is a new update oo😁. s*ck guy: bro stop it, for real I'm s*ck🤒🤕. Bros: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro3: okay sorry bro, how u feeling? s*ck guy: better🤒 bro2: what did the doctor say that is wrong with u? s*ck guy: it's just malaria and a little bit of typhoid. bro 1: malaria? bro yesterday Paul was s*ck with Malaria and today Paul has fyuuuum. s*ck bro: what do u mean by fyuuuum, did he fly or what🥺. bro2: yes he fly to heaven😔. s*ck bro: ( in his mind: what kind friends are this😟). bro1: Paul was vom*t*ng sick bro: I did no such thing 😌( what a relief) bro6: OMG!! sick bro: 😳 bro6: vom*t*ng helps u to remove some pains, and since u ain't doing that, urs is gonna... s*ck bro: (interrupted him) it's okay🥵, thanks for coming, I appreciate u all, good bye!!!! bros : okay, by the way Paul says he's coming to visit u later🙂 s*ck bro: Paul? but I'm not dead, I'm still alive🥺 bro4: wat are u talking about🤨 s*ck bro: u guys said Paul is de*d right, remember, "fyuuuum"🤧. bro5: oh😅, u remember that new gym that's opening yesterday, it's now opened and the name of the gym is heaven gym. s*ck bro: then why didn't u say heaven gym and wats fyuuuum again 😑. bro1: fyuuuum as in he recovered quickly and went to heaven to gym. s*ck bro: do u hear how that sounds 🙄. bros: anyway, bye bro see u soon( walks away). s*ck bro: what kind of name is heaven gym self😠.

Do not set aside your happiness. Do not wait to be happy in the future. The best time to be happy is always now.

Try not to focus so much on needing someone, and focus on being the one someone needs

What is disgrace?🤨 Disgrace is when you want to put 50 naira in offering box and fan blew it away 😳😂😅😂🤣 And what's worst?, Your crush is sitting beside you 😱😨😰 This is what we call: "Disgrace pro max" 😂🤣😨🙆😳

There are going to be lots of hard times in your life, but those hard times only make you stronger in the end.

Stop taking things personal, for this is the root to most of your problems. If you become calm with life, peace will prevail.

I guess when you said forever, you meant until you found someone better.

Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right.

Riddles time!!! 1. What has words but can never speak 2. What can fill water despite it's hole. 3. What goes up and never come down. 4. U can save me,express me or destroy me what am i? 5. How many cm makes 1km. 6. i am sth i have eyes ,ear nose mouth hand legs but not breathing wat am i???

Just a smile!!! 1. Me and my sim card: i think make i start some relationship with omolola...i don owe Airtel N1,7250. 2. After owing this they call me 'Dear customer' be careful,we may have to tell u dat u shud cut dat sim or come to our office and never use AIRTEL AGAIN. THANK YOU. NAWA OO