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  • After being fired at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bād news with her.

    Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fīred she hanged up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.

    I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around, I called her again and she said "Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it's over"

    I was cønfused and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again

    I was so heartbrøken plus the pain of løsing my job

    So I decided to board a motorbike instead of a taxi because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything

    The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house

    After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me without his motorbike,

    I changed direction and he also followed.


    This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was scāred

    The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed,
    Omoh see temple run
    I thought to myself while running "Lord what's happening to me today first it was my job, second it was my relationship and now someøne is after my life "

    When I was tīred I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tears rolling down from my face "Please don't kìll me

    The guy said with an āngry face "You F00l just give me back my helmet which is on your head" .

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    After being fired at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bād news with her. Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fīred she hanged up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something. I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around, I called her again and she said "Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it's over" I was cønfused and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again I was so heartbrøken plus the pain of løsing my job So I decided to board a motorbike🛵 instead of a taxi because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me without his motorbike, I changed direction and he also followed. This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was scāred The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed, Omoh see temple run 😁 🏃 I thought to myself while running "Lord what's happening to me today first it was my job, second it was my relationship and now someøne is after my life " When I was tīred I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tears rolling down from my face "Please don't kìll me The guy said with an āngry face "You F00l just give me back my helmet which is on your head" . You wanna read more jokes and story? Oya tap and follow my profile for more Please and also bless me with a follow on this page _MarMarvin's Studio +
  • i go bank, bank wahala, i buy generator, no fuel, i drink garri, lasafever, i eat, problem, i buy phone, no light, i no eat ..................?
    i go bank, bank wahala, i buy generator, no fuel, i drink garri, lasafever, i eat, problem, i buy phone, no light, i no eat ..................?
  • i go bank, bank wahala, i buy generator, no fuel, i drink garri, lasafever, i eat, problem, i buy phone, no light, i no eat ..................?
    i go bank, bank wahala, i buy generator, no fuel, i drink garri, lasafever, i eat, problem, i buy phone, no light, i no eat ..................?
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