People automatically think that you have money because you don’t beg
People automatically think that you have money because you don’t beg😂
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1. **The Library Lament:**
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to find Bigfoot. The librarian said, "I'm sorry, but we don't have it. I haven't seen any copies around."
2. **The Chicken Dance:**
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
3. **The Time Traveler:**
I told my friend I wanted to time travel. He said, “Back or forward?” I replied, “Pizza! It doesn’t matter as long as there’s pizza!”
4. **The Annoying Fly:**
Two flies are arguing in a restaurant. One says, "You’re on my soup!" The other responds, "It’s fly free. Eat wherever you like!"
5. **The Office Ghost:**
My office's coffee machine is haunted. Every time I get near it, there’s a fog, then a ghostly voice asks if I want cream or sugar.
6. **The Sleepy Scientist:**
What's a physicist’s favorite pastime? String theory sleep – they can go to another dimension without getting out of bed.
7. **The Forgetful Farmer:**
A farmer had a pumpkin patch and wanted to deter thieves. He put up a sign: “One of these pumpkins is poisoned.” The next day, he found another sign: “Now two are.”
8. **The Talking Cure:**
“Doctor, I can’t stop my impersonation of a flamingo.” The doctor said, “Well, stand on one leg and let me take a closer look.”
9. **The Lost Penguin:**
A police officer sees a man walking a penguin. "Take that penguin to the zoo," he says. The next day, he sees them again: "Why are you still with the penguin?" The man replies, "I did take him to the zoo. Today we're going to the movies."
10. **The Overachieving Plant:**
Why was the plant so proud of its sprouts? Because it knew how to turn over a new leaf in every season!
I hope these brought some smiles to your day!
My friend if I had made you laugh today please hit that follow button I'm sure there's moreLet's laughing 🤣 1. **The Library Lament:** A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to find Bigfoot. The librarian said, "I'm sorry, but we don't have it. I haven't seen any copies around." 2. **The Chicken Dance:** Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 3. **The Time Traveler:** I told my friend I wanted to time travel. He said, “Back or forward?” I replied, “Pizza! It doesn’t matter as long as there’s pizza!” 4. **The Annoying Fly:** Two flies are arguing in a restaurant. One says, "You’re on my soup!" The other responds, "It’s fly free. Eat wherever you like!" 5. **The Office Ghost:** My office's coffee machine is haunted. Every time I get near it, there’s a fog, then a ghostly voice asks if I want cream or sugar. 6. **The Sleepy Scientist:** What's a physicist’s favorite pastime? String theory sleep – they can go to another dimension without getting out of bed. 7. **The Forgetful Farmer:** A farmer had a pumpkin patch and wanted to deter thieves. He put up a sign: “One of these pumpkins is poisoned.” The next day, he found another sign: “Now two are.” 8. **The Talking Cure:** “Doctor, I can’t stop my impersonation of a flamingo.” The doctor said, “Well, stand on one leg and let me take a closer look.” 9. **The Lost Penguin:** A police officer sees a man walking a penguin. "Take that penguin to the zoo," he says. The next day, he sees them again: "Why are you still with the penguin?" The man replies, "I did take him to the zoo. Today we're going to the movies." 10. **The Overachieving Plant:** Why was the plant so proud of its sprouts? Because it knew how to turn over a new leaf in every season! I hope these brought some smiles to your day! My friend if I had made you laugh today please hit that follow button I'm sure there's more 🤣 - Try this remove d from dash and put the first letter of ur name and let see who's name is going to make a perfect sense like me now Mash so let's rockTry this remove d from dash and put the first letter of ur name and let see who's name is going to make a perfect sense like me now Mash so let's rock
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