Dear God,please restore all i have lost

When Jonah failed to listen to God he was thought a lesson

JOKES By #Anointed😭 1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Ānger But when it's too deep, it can Remøve Cloth, pānt and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring høt slāp 😂🙆‍♂️ 2. Some girls be like "I don't like fakē guys" My sister is that Brazilian hair you are putting on ur own? Is dat ur long eyelid ur own? Or is your colour your own? Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister don't look back😂 3. Chai today I was busy deleting ūgly people on my list before 2022... I almost deleted myself😂😂 4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy your cane before we get home Am I mād?😂 5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this autograph for me, I woke up immediately put on my Italian suit and went back to sleep How can I dream this dream with ordinary singlet and boxers.😂😂 6. If you know u løst ur 100,000 Naira tied with two rubber band, please send me ur number so that I can direct u where u can see the rubber bands😋😂 7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card Come see wahala 🤔 I can't separate this fīght biko,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂 8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend and she respond by sayings "listen young man " Just know she has a sugar daddy 9. I just heard my ex was hīt by a truck this morning this life ehhnnn... Nawa oh.. I hope nothing happened to the truck.😂 10. Do you know mouth odøur has two major advantages amongst others?.... First,it Separates a fīght quickly Secondly,it wins every Ārgument. 😂 11. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone in a bus to family friend... I now know that d woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her neighbor is a wïtch.😂 12..Those BOYS that refused to wear socks during school days are d same people wearing slippers nd socks everywhere😂😂 13..U should enjoy being single,someone out there is stil apologizing for sleeping early yesterday without saying goodnight🥱😂😂 14..Yur birthday, u said he should carry u out, His birthday again, u said he should still carry u out..🙄u be dustbin?🤣🤣 15..Girls..if u are ūgly, u are ūgly 😏which one is "if I baff finish,wear my clothes,do a little makeup..u no go no say na me🤣 16..For naija,we don't measure salt why cooking,we only keep putting it until d spirit of our ancestors wil say is 0k my child🤣😂😂 17..My Ex called me last night and said she couldn't sleep and I told her to read,,, ISAIAH 48:22 There is no rest for d wīcked 😋 18..Dating a slim girl is Awesome until you lock🔐 yur door..🙈and she enter through d bathroom pipe 😍🤣🚶🏾 19..All dis girls dating married men,continue!😏 D girl dat wil destrøy yur home is stil in jss3 doin home economics practicals🤣 20..if the owner of the secrēt didn't keep it, My dear, who are you to strūggle with it?? 🤣🤣 21..A friend of mine received double heārt breāks message from his girlfriend last night 1st message.."Let's brēak💔 up, it's over!! 2nd message.."sorry, sorry, this message was not for you"🙆‍♂️🤣🤣 22..🙄do u know that some girl raise their hands up🙌 during worship in church just to show man that their hands has no ring??🙈 A lady just told me in a bus😋🤣 23..Relationship strēss can make you scratch your Nyash in public thinking you are alone😂🤭😂 24..the best Garri drinkers awards goes to Nigeria girls..🙈 those gender can form eehnn🤣🤣 25..Malaria drugs💊 that someone dey buy 850 naira is now 4,850😏 I Sweãr, the next mosquito I lay my hands on Will feel the full førce of these Tinibu regime 😁🤣 26..i dey pity my children🙈 All my pot go carry padlocks.. No Steãling of any kind of meats in my house..😋 I want to raise them with fēar of God!😁🤣 27..House rent is not expensive Na you dey find house wey get windows😁🤣 28..call a lady "Baby" And she will become happy😊 But,,,, Tell her that that she's behaving like a child and she will become very āngry 😒... Is baby not a child??🙈🤣🤣🤣 29..many of you would still be feeling too big to LIKE my post😏.. SO You still carry that your bād attitude enter Facebook abii🙄🙄 🥴🥴🥴issoryt🤣🤣 Check up on me kwanu me too dey pass through Alot 😊🤍 Please add or follow him for more interesting jokes God bless you abundantly as you do so Keep following me for more

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