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  • In 1905, the first pizzeria in the U.S. opened in New York City.
    In 1905, the first pizzeria in the U.S. opened in New York City.
  • LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED
    1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
    that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that
    her 35 years old son refúsés to call me
    daddy

    2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays
    I st0pped
    a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd
    me

    3. Doing the homework

    Alone=10 min

    Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps
    +163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10
    attëmpted m*rdër


    4. My fôwl is løst
    I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
    if You refúse, you're the thiēf


    5. Please when we bloçk someone on
    WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?

    6. My friends I decided to drop out of school
    to focus on my studies
    I no gree for anybody.
    Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

    7. When other birds sing we enjoy

    but when the ówl sings, everybody
    becomes a pastor

    8. After using everyone's charger she
    don't know who inflat£d her battery 🤰🏻🤰🏻


    9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating
    chicken alone then you ask me for the
    time, my brother it's 2:99am
    idïòt

    10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep
    with your enēmy everyday


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    LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED 🤣😂🤣 1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that her 35 years old son refúsés to call me daddy 😏😏😭🥴🥴 2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays I st0pped😏😏 a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd me💔💔🙊 3. Doing the homework Alone=10 min😜💪💪 Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps +163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10 attëmpted m*rdër😭😭😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣 4. My fôwl is løst I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups if You refúse, you're the thiēf😠🙄🙄 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ 5. Please when we bloçk someone on WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?🥺😑🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤩🚶 6. My friends I decided to drop out of school😒😒 to focus on my studies🙄🙄 I no gree for anybody. Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 7. When other birds sing we enjoy 🐥🦜🕊️🦅 but when the ówl sings, everybody 🦉🦉🦉 becomes a pastor😭😭😭 8. After using everyone's charger she don't know who inflat£d her battery 😏😆🤰🏻🤰🏻 💔🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ 9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating chicken alone then you ask me for the time, my brother it's 2:99am🙄🙄😒😒 idïòt🤧🤧 10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep with your enēmy everyday 🤣 🏃😏🤣 I am Boohempire Although I am not the best,I am Among the best FØLLØW me for more of my jokes! 🙏🙏👉 BoohEmpire Diary
  • Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963.
    Sugar Bear (the mascot for Golden Crisps cereal) was born in 1963.
  • The water inside of a coconut is identical to human blood plasma. Many lives in third world countries have been saved from coconut water fed through an IV.
    The water inside of a coconut is identical to human blood plasma. Many lives in third world countries have been saved from coconut water fed through an IV.
  • The only English place that has a name that ends with an exclamation mark is 'Westward Ho!'
    The only English place that has a name that ends with an exclamation mark is 'Westward Ho!'
  • In Alabama, it is against the law to wear a fake mustache that could cause laughter in the church.
    In Alabama, it is against the law to wear a fake mustache that could cause laughter in the church.