LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED
1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that
her 35 years old son refúsés to call me
daddy
2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays
I st0pped
a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd
me
3. Doing the homework
Alone=10 min
Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps
+163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10
attëmpted m*rdër
4. My fôwl is løst
I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
if You refúse, you're the thiēf
5. Please when we bloçk someone on
WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?
6. My friends I decided to drop out of school
to focus on my studies
I no gree for anybody.
Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
7. When other birds sing we enjoy
but when the ówl sings, everybody
becomes a pastor
8. After using everyone's charger she
don't know who inflat£d her battery 🤰🏻🤰🏻
9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating
chicken alone then you ask me for the
time, my brother it's 2:99am
idïòt
10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep
with your enēmy everyday
I am Boohempire
Although I am not the best,I am Among the best
FØLLØW me for more of my jokes!
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LAUGHING MODE ACTIVATED 🤣😂🤣
1. I'm 27 years old my wife is 59 years old but
that's not a prøblem, The prøblem is that
her 35 years old son refúsés to call me
daddy 😏😏😭🥴🥴
2. It's hãrd to be nice nowadays
I st0pped😏😏
a taxi to greet passengers but they insúltêd
me💔💔🙊
3. Doing the homework
Alone=10 min😜💪💪
Doing it with Dad = 5:45+76 slāps
+163 sweâring ,270 fāke +10
attëmpted m*rdër😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
4. My fôwl is løst
I'm going to stop by every house today to taste all soups
if You refúse, you're the thiēf😠🙄🙄
🤷♂️🤷♂️
5. Please when we bloçk someone on
WhatsÁpp and Facebøok and we meet on the road, can the person see me.!?🥺😑🤦♂️🤦♂️🤩🚶
6. My friends I decided to drop out of school😒😒
to focus on my studies🙄🙄
I no gree for anybody.
Says a girl called Prēcious 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
7. When other birds sing we enjoy
🐥🦜🕊️🦅
but when the ówl sings, everybody 🦉🦉🦉
becomes a pastor😭😭😭
8. After using everyone's charger she
don't know who inflat£d her battery 😏😆🤰🏻🤰🏻
💔🏃♂️🏃♂️
9. I'm sitting next to you and you are eating
chicken alone then you ask me for the
time, my brother it's 2:99am🙄🙄😒😒
idïòt🤧🤧
10. Marriage is the only wâr where you slēep
with your enēmy everyday 🤣
🏃😏🤣
I am Boohempire
Although I am not the best,I am Among the best
FØLLØW me for more of my jokes!
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