
@ZippyDee
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Lives in Sokoto
From Sokoto
Female
29/07/2002
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high**. She looked surprised.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high**. She looked surprised.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?** A carrot.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?** A carrot.0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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How does a penguin build its house?** Igloos it together.How does a penguin build its house?** Igloos it together.0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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I used to play piano by ear**… but now I use my hands.I used to play piano by ear**… but now I use my hands.0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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What did one wall say to the other wall?** “I’ll meet you at the corner.”What did one wall say to the other wall?** “I’ll meet you at the corner.”😂😂😂0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?** They don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?** They don’t have the guts. 😂😂😂0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews -
Why did the scarecrow win an award?** Because he was outstanding in his field!Why did the scarecrow win an award?** Because he was outstanding in his field!😂😂😂0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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Parallel lines have so much in common**. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.Parallel lines have so much in common**. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.😂😂0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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Don't Relent always keep ChasingDon't Relent always keep Chasing 🙃🙃0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews
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