@VictorCreativity
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Lives in Kwara state
From Oyun ilemona
Male
27/05/2000
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Try not to laugh
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Imagine I was talking to my sister and a guy
appeared from nowhere saying what are you doing with this baboon ? Bros are you ok at all
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My pastor always looks at me during offering time since I gave a testimony I won a million dollars lotto. He didn't know that I just wanted to impress my crush
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Anyone who doesn't cheat in a relationship knows nothing about "Balance diet" trust me.*
Don't come arguing with me. Am not feeling well
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Ladies Stop Forming On Social Media Some Of Your Boyfriends Are Phone Snatchers
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Dating two Short girls is not CHEATING, because half + Half is equal to 1🤷🏿♂️
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Dear Witches, When You Are Done Using Us Please Lay Us Nicely.... The One Who Was Using me last Night... I Think She Just Threw Me..My Neck Is Paining..*
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VALENTINE IS COMING
Do you have a Partner. Or
The Lord is your strength....
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Gone are the days when women used to buy cucumber as food nowadays they buy them as their boyfriends
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If you don't have power don't go and fight for your younger ones oo
I will gist you guys after they press me hot water finish
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Some ladies are just wicked*
*Once you break up with them*
*They become more beautiful*
*what's the secret*
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So Who Told Nigerian Girls To Shift Their Pant To The Left When Urinating?🫣
Follow @victorcreativityTry not to laugh 😁😂😂 1. Imagine I was talking to my sister and a guy appeared from nowhere saying what are you doing with this baboon ? Bros are you ok at all🥴🥴🥴🥺🥵 2... My pastor always looks at me during offering time since I gave a testimony I won a million dollars lotto. He didn't know that I just wanted to impress my crush😋😁😁😂 3... Anyone who doesn't cheat in a relationship knows nothing about "Balance diet" trust me.* Don't come arguing with me. Am not feeling well😋😂😂 4... Ladies Stop Forming On Social Media Some Of Your Boyfriends Are Phone Snatchers😁😪😪🏃 5.. Dating two Short girls is not CHEATING, because half + Half is equal to 1😁😁🤷🏿♂️ 6... Dear Witches, When You Are Done Using Us Please Lay Us Nicely.... The One Who Was Using me last Night... I Think She Just Threw Me..My Neck Is Paining..*😏😴😴 ... VALENTINE IS COMING Do you have a Partner. Or The Lord is your strength....😋😂😂 8... Gone are the days when women used to buy cucumber as food nowadays they buy them as their boyfriends😁🤣🤣🤣 9... If you don't have power don't go and fight for your younger ones oo I will gist you guys after they press me hot water finish🤤🤤😭 10... Some ladies are just wicked* *Once you break up with them* *They become more beautiful* *what's the secret*😤😤😅 11... So Who Told Nigerian Girls To Shift Their Pant To The Left When Urinating?🫣😅😅 Follow @victorcreativity0 Comments ·0 Shares ·0 Reviews -
A pretty lady went to pastor Emmanuel and said "pastor I'm above 40 and still single. I've gone out with plenty guys but when the time comes for marriage they..[She stārted crying]
Pastor Emmanuel : My daughter, i think you have a spiritūal husband"
LADY: Yes i have noticed it sir.
pastor Emmanuel got attracted to her and wanted to take advantage of it. He gazed at her rømantically and said, "you see, your spiritūal husband kept some things in your privates. So, i need to go in there, destrøy it and then anoint the place"
LADY: But that's agaīnst the will of God!
Pastor Emmanuel got āngry and said, "Are you here to teach me the bible or you came for deliverance?
LADY: forgive me sir.
Pastor Emmanuel : don't you know that some d£mons require patterns before you can get rīd of them?.
The frūstrated lady accepted.
after few minutes of løve making, pastor Emmanuel said to her,
"you are now free and will get married soonest"
The lady thanked him and said" i hope any man that makes love to me from today will not d!e again
Pastor Emmanuel fa!nted
Please follow : #Victorcreativity for moreA pretty lady went to pastor Emmanuel and said "pastor I'm above 40 and still single. I've gone out with plenty guys but when the time comes for marriage they..[She stārted crying]😭😭😭🙆🙆 Pastor Emmanuel : My daughter, i think you have a spiritūal husband" LADY: Yes i have noticed it sir. pastor Emmanuel got attracted to her and wanted to take advantage of it. He gazed at her rømantically and said, "you see, your spiritūal husband kept some things in your privates. So, i need to go in there, destrøy it and then anoint the place" LADY: But that's agaīnst the will of God!😮😕 Pastor Emmanuel got āngry and said, "Are you here to teach me the bible or you came for deliverance?😠 LADY: forgive me sir.🙆 Pastor Emmanuel : don't you know that some d£mons require patterns before you can get rīd of them?.😠 The frūstrated lady accepted. after few minutes of løve making, pastor Emmanuel said to her, "you are now free and will get married soonest" The lady thanked him and said" i hope any man that makes love to me from today will not d!e again😕 Pastor Emmanuel fa!nted🙆♂️😂 Please follow : #Victorcreativity for more -
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