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  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
    You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
    Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
    Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
  • Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
    Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
  • Be happy – it drives people crazy.
    Be happy – it drives people crazy.
  • A good time for laughing is when you can.
    A good time for laughing is when you can.
  • Afternoon from here
    Afternoon from here
  • Everyone would be healthier if they didn’t eat junk food.
    Everyone would be healthier if they didn’t eat junk food.
  • Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.
    Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is.
  • An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh
    An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh
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