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0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer

this country self

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law

that's the only English officer Emeka knows

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh

Emeka why?.....

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate

including Grace

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel

if motor no let you drive go return am

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean

9."lve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love

Benita who be your love

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..

boys don too use her play

all these children self

14Every small thing baby am hungry

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice

how ona teeth nah..

16. You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
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0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer

this country self

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law

that's the only English officer Emeka knows

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh

Emeka why?.....

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate

including Grace

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel

if motor no let you drive go return am

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean

9."lve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love

Benita who be your love

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..

boys don too use her play

all these children self

14Every small thing baby am hungry

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice

how ona teeth nah..

16. You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
#darconshare
Please follow me for more interesting jokes #darconshare
God bless you abundantly

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0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer

this country self

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law

that's the only English officer Emeka knows

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh

Emeka why?.....

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate

including Grace

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel

if motor no let you drive go return am

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean

9."lve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love

Benita who be your love

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..

boys don too use her play

all these children self

14Every small thing baby am hungry

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice

how ona teeth nah..

16. You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
#darconshare
Please follow me for more interesting jokes #darconshare
God bless you abundantly

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0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer

this country self

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law

that's the only English officer Emeka knows

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh

Emeka why?.....

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate

including Grace

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel

if motor no let you drive go return am

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean

9."lve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love

Benita who be your love

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..

boys don too use her play

all these children self

14Every small thing baby am hungry

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice

how ona teeth nah..

16. You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
#darconshare
Please follow me for more interesting jokes #darconshare
God bless you abundantly

Laugh with us

0.The way country dey now, if any woman tell you it's over' omo na goodnews be that oo

1. Welcome to my country Ñigêria where they use Gênerator to repair transformer

this country self

Aahhhh transform don shock that one E life don transform

2. Anything you say or do will be use against you in the Court of law

that's the only English officer Emeka knows

3.Choir dey sing "everybody loku loku see what the Lord has done"

you turn dey look women yansh

Emeka why?.....

4.Thank God say Ai and photo lab no get nysc uniform plenty people for don graduate

including Grace

5. Nah me dey give you gist, Nah You dey talk am telling you oya tell me the rest na..

6.imagine somebody telling me I don't know how to speak pidgin English

Dey play wetin you dey expect as Emeka product

7.you buy motor finish you dey ask me whether make you send aza for fuel

if motor no let you drive go return am

ehnn na you I dey talk to Emeka

8.pastor dey preach about debtors, you carry church camara face me cuz I dey owe you money

wetin that one come mean

9."lve no be scam," precious na you dey find yahoo boys...

wetin do mechanic

10.culti$t dey toast you I dey pass you dey call me my love

Benita who be your love

11 when my teacher ask me a simple question make a sentence with "law"

Me:OTLAW

12 forget maturity and talk true you still dey dear fowl wey get children

13 how twelve years old girl go say she no fit love again..

boys don too use her play

all these children self

14Every small thing baby am hungry

Grace!! Na relationship I start abi na restaurant I open

15 guys I can't hide it anymore na me dey put stone for Rice

how ona teeth nah..

16. You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
#darconshare
Please follow me for more interesting jokes #darconshare
God bless you abundantly

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So I visited a friend of mine at his family's house today to play his PS5.

We played all through until 12:30 AM this morning.

I didn't even know that time had gone like that.

I told him I had to go home because it was late.

He started laughing.

He told me I wouldn't get a car and the distance to the main road was far. There are no bikes. But I can sleep over and leave tomorrow morning.

He sleeps with his two brothers in the same room. So I told him I wanted to sleep in the parlor since no one was sleeping there.

He said fine. I could sleep and left for his room.

While my eyes were still closed I heard his mother waking them up hurriedly.

According to her, she heard a blackbird make a noise on the zinc of the house. The boy asked her what kind of bird did she hear. She told him it sounded like an owl.

She said witches had come to the house and everyone should get up for prayers.

The moment I heard that I sat up first and started nodding my head like I was praying and speaking "Shakalama shakalaama" in whispers before they call me the witch that came visiting.

The mother came to the parlor and saw me nodding and speaking in tongues.

"Ah ah! Praises, you are praying already?"

"Yes, ma. I heard an owl on the zinc. My pastor says when we hear this kind of thing we should not take it lightly. We need to stand up and fire prayers."

"Ehen... Exactly what I was telling my children. I have just called them to the parlor. We would pray and send the demons back to sender."

"Yes, ma."

I started nodding my head.

I thought the prayer was going to be a short prayer.

Until the mother stood up and spoke.

"That evil bird has entered the wrong family. Todah we would start by reading the whole of Genesis down to Leviticus."

She pointed at me.

"Praises, you will help us read the whole of Psalms."

"From the beginning of the Psalms to end of the Psalms."

"Yes, my son. Then we pray."