There is this young pregnant lady that owns a provision shop around my neighbourhood. The shop is in a container, it's not really a big shop, but the shop is filled. One thing I like about her is her cheerful spirit. She always calls on passers-by to patronize her. Anytime I'm passing there and she calls out to me, I'll always stop and buy bottled water and biscuits from her. It's not really much, but I couldn't just walk pass without buying something from her. Two weeks ago, I noticed that she didn't open her shop for some days which was quite unusual of her. I asked the tailor in the opposite shop about her, and she said that she stopped coming because she just put to bed. I was really happy for her. When I came out few days ago, I was surprised to see her at the shop. I congratulated her and asked about her baby and the husband, she dropped the bomb. "Oga, I never marry ooo. Me and my boyfriend date for three years, as I come get belle, him family come tell am say make he no marry me, say I no be their tribe. I no even reason am at all, na me break up with am, carry my belle waka comot. I know say I don make mistake. I know say e no go easy for me, but I don determine say I go train my pikin by myself, so help me God." As she was talking, I could sense this resolve on her face and spirit to give her child the best. I congratulated her once again, bought the regular from her, tipped her handsomely for the baby and left. I was driving out this morning, when I saw people gathered in front of her shop. Some were crying, while others were shaking their heads. The tailor opposite her shop was packing her wares into her container shop. I came out from my car and asked them what was happening. They told me that the nursing mother, the shop owner that just gave birth few weeks ago fainted in front of her shop and has been rushed to the hospital. I was told that she was carrying bags of pure water and crates of soft drinks that was just supplied to her, when she suddenly slumped. Goosebumps spread all over my body and I felt dizzy. I know that it was too early for her to start hustling so hard, especially few weeks after child birth. Her body still needs rest, more rest. I felt so bad. I asked about the hospital she was taken to, and I was told. I have decided to visit her there soon and find a way to help alleviate her troubles. I pray God enables me to do so. May our blessings not turn to sorrow in our lives. SHALOM! 🍂🍂🍂 21st December 2024 Victor Firdance Page

Yesterday, I was at my local TSC store picking up a large bag of dog food for my loyal livestock guardian. While waiting in the checkout line, a woman behind me glanced at the bag and asked, “Do you have a dog?” What did she think I had—an elephant? But since I’m retired and have plenty of time on my hands, I decided to have a little fun. “No,” I said with a straight face, “I don’t have a dog. I’m starting the Dog Diet again.” Her eyebrows shot up, so I continued. “I probably shouldn’t, though. Last time, it worked wonders—I lost 10 pounds—but I ended up in the hospital. I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.” By now, the people in line were starting to pay attention. “The diet is simple,” I explained. “You just keep some dog kibble in your pockets and eat a piece every time you feel hungry. It’s nutritionally balanced, so it’s perfect for weight loss. I figured I’d give it another shot.” The woman looked horrified. “Did the dog food poison you?” she asked. “Oh no,” I replied, shaking my head. “I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s rear end, and a car hit me.” The guy behind her nearly fell over laughing, and I’m pretty sure the cashier couldn’t breathe. Suffice it to say, I think I might be banned from Tractor Supply now. Moral of the story? Be careful what you ask retired folks—we’ve got all the time in the world to come up with creative answers.

Burna Boy is no longer looking at the direction of 9ja obirins after the humiliation and blackmail that he suffered from his ex girlfriend at the beginning of his career. Let's face it, 90% of obirins in 9ja are not suitable for a healthy relationship because most of them were raised with survival mindset. An average 9ja obirin equates money for love because the concept of reciprocity seems odd to her. My friends who had traveled out of Nigeria can attest to this fact. Their partner are not disturbing them to cater for their marital needs despite their loyalty. An average 9ja obirin feels that a man must prove his love with money while she proves hers with opueh. I am avoiding them like Ebola these days.

Once upon a time, I had a conversation with a married woman who is a mother of 4 about virginity. She was telling me virginity shouldn't be one of the value to judge a woman. She was making a lot of sense with her points that I started taking notes. When she was done, I asked her "Madam, if you go to where cars are sold, which one will she pick between the old and the new one?" She said "New one" Me:

™ Two weeks ago, I bought 12 polo. It came in a pack and I planned to wear them. I discarded my old T-shirts immediately. The first time I wore my first polo, my wife saw how fitting and beautiful it was on me. She told me I looked beautiful in the shirt. I thanked her and told her the reason I had bought the polo. I told her my old T-shirts had become faded and I had to buy these ones to replace them. I went to work that day and returned only to find my wife wearing one of my new polo without Trousers or shorts. I asked her why she wore my Polo when she had her clothes and gowns to wear. "So you chose to turn my polo into short gown?" She chuckled and started telling me how free my polo felt on her. I swallowed my anger that day because of how beautiful she looked in it. I also thought it would end in just one polo. But this woman started changing polo every day. She wore one of my polo until the chest of the polo was looking big because her breasts had expanded it for me. People were now thinking I had breasts when I didn't have breasts. She rocked those 12 polo with me and there was nothing I could do. Yesterday, my wife returned with 9 shoes she bought from the market. She told me she had been saving to buy the female wears and it was yesterday she was able to pick them up. I told her it was fine. But in my heart, I was laughing. This morning while she was in the parlor sitting down with my polo, I wore the most beautiful heels she bought. The one that had gold and shine shine on it. I knew that was her favorite. I wore it and made sure it did koin koin koin as I walked down the stairs. I added cat walk to the walking steps. My wife turned and saw me. She picked slippers. "Praises, what? Why are you wearing my shoe?" "Did I ask you that question when you wore my polo? Any way it looks free on me. I think we would share the 9 shoes you bought together from today." Before I could finish talking, she carried charger cord and began to chase me. This evening she hid all her shoes in Ghana must must-go bag. And returned my polo. Slacked. And forgotten. All because I marry. It's all right. My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.

Adele has a diamond and multiple platinum albums, she had several chart topping singles. She has 16 Grammy awards, 12 Brit awards, an Academy award, a Primetime award, and a Golden Globe award. Adele achieved these feats without revealing her cleavage or pants on her music videos. She was known for wearing modest outfits when she released her first album. Who says that women can't achieve success in secular music industry without revealing sensitive parts of their body? Alicia Keys hit the peak of her career without revealing flesh. Who says a girl can't be beautiful if she is well covered? The Internet is saturated with nudity, it is no longer attractive.

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Respect womén, una say no. Wisdom dey profitable to direct but f00ls will néver know. Read 👇 I am a married woman with two kids, I live with my husband and kids in a mini flat that is conjoined with a room selfcon. The room selfcon is occupied by a bachelor and we share same light wire and one conjunction switch... including gen light. We lived in the apartment for two years before the bachelor packed in. We didn't bother to disconnect the gen wire from his room because we wanted to be of help to a guy just starting life or we were just being kind humans. I am a very busy woman, I do business.,so I leave early and come back late. I harrdly see this neighbor even as we share same staircase. Then I had to take a bréak for two weeks to take care of personal family needs..... That was when I started seeing him and i noticed he doesn't greet. On two occasions, I greeted him first just to make sure he actually talks and he responded fine but other times I just looked away. To confirm my assumption, he passed I and my hubby on a particular day and only greeted my hubby. That made me to tell him my observations and he confirmed the neighbor greets him each time they come in contact. I told him he néver greets me except I do. Well, I took my findings seriously and came to a conclusion that he is one of those guys who thinks léss of a woman. No issues, we aren't even related but you can't have my thing and see me unworthy of courtesy. I called an electrician and disconnected him from the gen.... When the gen was turned on at night, he saw he light didn't come on. He called hubby to see if there was a fáult and while they were checking, I called my hubby and asked him what's going on and he told me. I told him to bother no more, he has been disconnected. Now he can even see me and h!ss, no issues. Good riddance to bàdd rúbb!sh. Me: Na woman get house. If you want to enjoy oga's money, make peace with madam 😀

Something scared me one night like that years ago, I shouted till people gathered then I started shouting show your face, who you be but deep down, fear been don roast me finish. Una good morning o. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

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