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Few years ago I asked a lady out for a lunch date through Facebook, She said she was going to bring her friend along since it was our first meeting.

Abike and I have been chatting for a while now, so it was only nice i got to know her better. And I had already started catching feelings online

So on the day for the date, I got prepared for it.

I wore my best suit. I needed to Impress her. When I got to the restaurant which she choosed I was shocked; because it looked expensive.

They have already ordered for two bottles of wine. One for her and her friend and one for me.

I wanted leaving because I could not afford the wine. But Abike told me to calm down, that this was her treat since she is the one that choosed the restaurant.

I was impressed but again uncomfortable, was this a set up? Many thoughts ran through my mind.

During the lunch date we ate and drank. We had fun.

Everything went perfectly. After the lunch I followed them to the Uber that took them home.

That afternoon became my happiest moment. She just paid for our food and she didn't even ask me for Transport fare back home. 100% wife material i screamed out as uber drove off.

So I went to my friends house to tell him about my date experience. I met him laying on the bed. And immediately i woke him up. Jide guy. I have found the one. I told Jide. Guy what's the problem? Jide asked me still waking up from sleep.

Bro I went to that restaurant, Abike brought plus one as I told you. We ate, we drank and she paid for it. She didn't ask me for a dime. I said excited. You took a girl out on your first date and she paid? She didn't ask you to pay? Jide asked me. Yes na. To shock you even more as they were going, she ordered uber. I said. I know it. So you paid for the uber? Jide asked me. Oga allow me finish first. She ordered uber and she paid for it. I didn't pay. Guy I am calling this girl now to ask her to be my girlfriend. Like guy i have found the one. I said.

Immediately my phone started ringing. It was Abike calling. Hello sweetheart Am in your house now. Where are you? Abike asked me over the phone. My friends house. What are you doing in my house? I asked confused. Come on babe. I just moved in. Please can you come home? The sun is too hot. Abike said. Guy what's going on? Jide asked me, I mute the call. Guy its Abike my Facebook date. She is in my house with her belongings. Omo bro you are a married man like this o. Jide said. I unmute the call. Abike are you joking with me? I asked Her over the phone. Babe na. Abike said.

I had to hurriedly leave Jide's house and went to my own house. Behold I saw Abike sitting on my corridor with her bags and other stuffs.

I blinked my eye to be sure of what I was seeing. I didn't remember asking her to be my girlfriend why this drama. What are you doing here? I asked Abike. Is that how you welcome your wife to be? Abike asked me smiling.

Anyways I came for us to prepare for our wedding. Abike said as she left out an evil smile.

From there i knew there was problem.

Arsenal could be a possible destination for Matheus Cunha, as sporting director Andrea Berta helped sign the forward for Atletico Madrid in 2021.

Cunha has a £62.5M release clause.

[Mail Sport]

Yesterday, I flagged off the construction of two major road projects: the 10.9km Use Ikot Amama Road with two bridges in Ibiono Ibom and the 21.5km Ikot Anyan Ediene Road with a 60m span bridge in Ikono. These roads will improve connectivity, boost economic activities, and enhance transportation in our state. I have tasked Setraco Limited with delivering a high-quality project that meets the best standards.

Road infrastructure is a key driver of development, and we remain committed to linking every part of Akwa Ibom with a solid road network. I appreciate the support of Senate President Senator Godswill Akpabio and the people of Ibiono Ibom and Ikono for believing in our administration. Our investment in infrastructure and agribusiness is for the people, and we will continue to implement projects that improve lives.

I also commend the youths for their cooperation with contractors and encourage them to protect public infrastructure for the benefit of all. Development must reach every community, and I assure you that we will extend street lighting projects beyond Uyo to brighten and secure more areas. Together, let’s build a greater Akwa Ibom! @

GOV. UMO ENO INSPECTS FACILITIES AT DASAC AHEAD OF MAIDEN GRADUATION CEREMONY

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno has expressed satisfaction with the facilities and trainings at the Dakkada Skills Acquisition Centre (DASAC), Ikot Ada Edem in Ibiono Ibom Local Area.

Governor Eno bared his mind during a brief stop over at the Centre while on his way to flag-off road constructions in Ibiono Ibom and Ikono Local Government Areas.

He said, "I am quite impressed by the standard of facilities, and training here. I came here unannounced and from what I have seen, it looks like the school is ready. You have seen it yourself. The Rector and her team are doing a great work here, and I am very proud of them."

The Governor also used the opportunity to visit Akwa Ibom State contingent to the Niger Delta Sports festival to be hosted in the State, who are camped in the facility, and charged them to strive for victory.

The Rector of the Institution, Prof. Enoidem Usoro, who conducted the Governor round the facilities at the centre spoke on the viability of the center, noting that the facilities and their products are world class.

She assured everyone that the trainees are equipped with requisite skills to enable them excel in their chosen professions, and invited the Governor to the graduation ceremony of the first batch of trainees scheduled for Saturday March 29, 2025.

The Dakkada Skills Acquisition Centre boasts of schools of Fashion, Catering, Agribusiness, ICT, Metal Technology, Wood Technology, among others.

Media Unit
Government House, Uyo
27/3/25

*EXCERPTS OF THE AKWA IBOM STATE EXECUTIVE COUNCIL MEETING HELD ON WEDNESDAY, 26TH MARCH, 2025*

The meeting presided over by His Excellency, the Governor-in-Council, Pastor Umo Eno, and attended by the Deputy Governor, Sen. Akon Eyakenyi, Secretary to the State Government, Head of the Civil Service, the Executive Assistant/Chief Delivery Advisor, All Commissioners, and Special Advisers, commenced at about 12pm.

After extensive deliberations, some key resolutions reached were as follows:

1. The Executive Council ratified and approved the implementation of a modern City Bus transportation system for Uyo metropolis. The project will provide safe, reliable and eco-friendly bus service that will enhance public transportation and accessibility, while driving socioeconomic development to improve the quality of life for citizens.

2. Council also approved the refurbishment and renovation of the Ibom Hotels and Golf Resort, to restore its lost glory. This will involve a total overhaul of furniture, electrical, mechanical components of its appurtenances to give a completely new experience.

3. A request was also brought before Council for the extension of the Julius Berger contract for the maintenance of the Godswill Akpabio International Stadium to ensure the facility maintains its standard as Nigeria’s best and home for the Super Eagles.

4. The Executive Council reviewed the report brought before it on the status of the Eket International market and directed the Inter-ministerial Committee to thoroughly analyze the project, its status and all of the issues surrounding it and submit its report within one month to ensure that the project is brought alive in the interest of the people.

5. EXCO also considered and deliberated on ministerial reports from several ministries, to ensure their short term programmes and plans align with the ARISE Agenda and follow through implementation timelines.

6. Council also approved commencement of pensioners verification exercise from the 1st of April, 2025 so that the State can have a clean pensions record and continue the process of seamless payment of pensions to beneficiaries.

7. In line with the provisions of the Road Traffic Law, cap 115 of Akwa Ibom State 2001 and Akwa Ibom State Transport Regulation of 2022, the Executive Council considered the current menace and issues associated with motorcycles and tricycles operations in the State Capital and directed a strict implementation of the prohibition order on motorcycles in every part of Uyo metropolis.

On this, Council also reaffirmed the prohibition of tricycles in some sections of the metropolis, such as Wellington Bassey Way and four other roads including Abak road by Nsentip street up to Ibom Plaza, Aka road by Etuk Street before the plaza, Ikot Ekpene road by Udi street up to the plaza and Oron road by Okokon Etuk Street to the plaza area.

His Excellency, the Governor in Council has therefore directed the Ministries of Transportation; Internal Security and security agencies to ensure strict compliance to enable government curb criminality and the menace experienced lately.

8. Council also acknowledged the hosting of the Niger Delta Sports Festival in Uyo and commended the Niger Delta Development Commission for bringing the event to Akwa Ibom State, while calling on the people to come out en-masse and support the event to ensure success.

The meeting ended at about 6:30pm.

Rt. Hon. Aniekan Umanah
Commissioner for Information, AKS
26/03/2025

Former Nigeria Coach Bonfrère Jo After Super Eagles draw against Zimbabwe: “How do you expect to qualify for the World Cup if you don’t win games?” he questioned.

He continued, “In the past, if we didn’t beat Zimbabwe 3-0 or 4-0, the fans would throw stones at us.

“With the huge number of Super Eagles players in top European leagues, a 1-1 draw with Zimbabwe is unacceptable. I don’t see how they can qualify for the World Cup, except maybe through the play-offs.

“If that happens, good. But it’s embarrassing that the Super Eagles are struggling against teams they should be beating convincingly.”

When asked what could be have gone wrong in game:

He said, “I didn’t watch the match, but did the coach not have enough information on Zimbabwe? Did he use the wrong tactics? Or did the players fail to execute the game plan?

“Was it a loss of concentration? Why couldn’t the attackers score more goals? If they had put away two or three chances, Zimbabwe’s late goal wouldn’t have mattered as much.

“It’s sad, painful, and unfortunate. Small teams are now looking the Super Eagles in the eye and asking, ‘What can you do?’ No team fears them anymore, and that is worrying,” Bonfrère Jo lamented.
(Via CompleteSports)

You invited me to an event and added me to your WhatsApp committee group.

Despite my limited resources, I made a contribution.

On the day of the event, I spent a significant amount on transportation, due to the hike in transportation fees.

I arrived early to secure a front-row seat because I wanted to ensure you noticed my attendance and registered it in your memory.

Everything was going pretty well until it got to the part of refreshments.

I was excited because I knew I would be served first, since I was seated in the front row.

But the caterer thought it wise to start serving drinks from the back, and by the time they got to me, the drinks were finished, leaving me with no choice but to settle for sachet water.

A few minutes later, a cooler of rice was brought to our canopy, and I already knew their sharing technique, so I had anticipated it.

Swiftly, I changed seats and stylishly relocated to the back row.

But what did the caterer do this time? They started from the front row and began sharing the food.

Before they got to my seat, the food was finished, and once again, I was left with just a toothpick.

And now, here you are standing beside me, asking me to smile while posing for the camera.

If I smile make bend.

Ani Okon

"Women's sports is not a charity, it's a right." - Billie Jean King

"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar (for women taking the first step in their sports journey)

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