This sh@me too much

As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz.
Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m, short, dark üg|y gúy.
The lady was būsy shøuting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me,
"I need you and can't l!ve without you".
This Bênz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignøring her. I was like, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there søbbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say, "Hey, you are øbstructing our câmera.
We are shøôting a movie."


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HOW I SL£PT With 20 GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT

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During my sister's traditional marriage, many of her female friends came to celebrate with her. They danced and were overjoyed to point that none of them went home. The DJ offed his music around midnight and that was when they all regain their senses.

They didn't want to go regarding the level of insecurity in the country, so they told my sister that they wanted to sleep over.
My sister's room was filled up, yet they still remained, and there was no space again, in our house. Every room had been occupied aside from mine because I didn't have any friend.

My sister pleaded with me to allow the rest of her friends (20) to sleep in my room.
I wasn't really comfortable with the idea but just decided to let them in with my good heart.

They all trooped in and occupied the whole room, But one thing I don't joke with is my bed, I told them that I must sleep on my bed.
So I lay on the bed and fastened my eyes as if I was deep asleep.

Then I started hearing their conversation,

"I'm feeling very lonely here and sleep is not even coming, " One of them said.

"Me too," another one agreed.

"What should we do then?" Another person asked.

"Let's wake him up and tell him that we want to do something with him."

When that one said that, fear gripped me,
"What do they want to do with me?" I wondered.

I was still lost in thoughts when one of them tapped me softly.
I slowly opened my eyes and saw them all smiling at me.

Then one of them said,
#Naijagist please let us pray."

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Economic treasures are always hidden in books and it only takes readers to unravel the hidden treasures

If you are not a reader and constant learner, your money-making ability will be severely limited. Why? Because money is a reward for solving problems. And problems are dynamic. Forty years ago you had to travel to your village to see your relatives. That was a problem. Today, you can video chat with them. That is a solution. Technology and new information are constantly solving old problems and creating new solutions. And if you do not keep up with them, you will become part of the problem. And those who cause problems cost money. At the same time, those who solve problems make money. Do you now see why you should be a reader and constant learner? 

Morning jokes
1. It is only
africa parents dat will tell u touch water b4 money,is the money hot???
2. Having youngerones are stressful see me eatin meat for toilet. PLS REACT MAY THE PHONE OF GHOSTREADERS FELL OR STOLEN NAH JOKE OYA NOW ..WAIT JUST A FRIEND REQUEST.

Newspapers with declining circulations can complain all they want about their readers and even say they have no taste. But you will still go out of business over time. A newspaper is not a public trust - it has a business model that either works or it doesn't.

A Nigerian teacher was sent to China to teach, the first day he entered the class,he began by roll call::
Teacher::"Sheng"
A student:: present
Teacher: Chung Xeng
A student:: present
Suddenly, he sneēzed "hatchia"
One of the students seated at the corner answered "present
The teacher exclaimed " hmmmmmmmmm"
All the students answered:: Absent
He got confusēd and said "chai"
Three students stood up and asked " which of us"?
The teacher became more coñfused and asked "what is wróng"?
A student stood up and said "sir, I'm not "wrōng", I'm called "Wóng"
The teacher laughed "hahahaha"
A girl answered "present"
Teacher fàiñted


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Here are 7 Lessons From "There Are Moms Way Worse Than You: Irrefutable Proof That You Are Indeed a Fantastic Parent" by Glenn Boozan:

1. Embrace Imperfection: The book emphasizes that perfection is not attainable in parenting, and striving for it can lead to undue stress. Instead, embrace your imperfections and view them as opportunities to learn and grow. Mistakes are part of the parenting journey, and they can lead to valuable lessons and stronger relationships with your children.

2. Laugh at Yourself: Finding humor in your parenting mishaps can provide relief from the pressure of getting everything right. Being able to laugh at yourself not only reduces stress but also models resilience and a positive attitude for your children. It can make the journey of parenting more enjoyable and less daunting.

3. Perspective on Parenting: Boozan uses comparisons with extreme or absurd parenting examples from history and pop culture to give readers a sense of perspective. This allows moms to see that their parenting choices are not as bad as they might fear and that others have made far more questionable decisions. This perspective can provide much-needed reassurance.

4. Let Go of Comparisons: Constantly comparing yourself to other moms can be damaging to your self-esteem. Instead, focus on your own strengths and unique circumstances. The book encourages moms to stop comparing themselves to others and to concentrate on their own journey and what works best for their families.

5. Celebrate Small Victories: Parenting is full of small wins, and celebrating them can boost your confidence and motivation. Whether it's a successful bedtime routine or a heartfelt conversation with your child, taking the time to acknowledge these accomplishments can make you feel more capable and accomplished as a parent.

6. Trust Your Instincts: Moms often possess natural instincts when it comes to raising their children. Trusting your gut feelings can lead you to make decisions that are best for your family. Relying on your intuition can guide you through challenging situations and help you make confident choices.

7. Self-Care and Boundaries: Taking care of yourself is essential for maintaining your ability to care for your children. This includes setting aside time for rest, hobbies, and social connections. Establishing boundaries, such as setting limits on work hours or household responsibilities, helps protect your well-being and prevent burnout.

Women who are romance novel readers are reported to make love 74% more often with their partners than women who do not read romance novels.

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Once we’ve observed the behavior and context of our own audience, we can start to draw insights. Thanks to existing analyses of reader behavior, we already have some insights into universal audience needs:

Conventional wisdom: People don’t trust “the news.” Insight: People rely on reporting in times of crisis and disaster.
Conventional wisdom: People don’t trust “the news.” Insight: People trust voices they know and admire.
Conventional wisdom: People don’t want to pay for journalism. Insight: People pay for specific services journalism provides, namely information: real-time data, fact-checked quotes and statements, accumulated research, analysis of complex problems, and indexed resources.