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  • Take time for yourself

    The most important person in your life is you. There is no need to think about what could happen. Live in the present and evaluate everything that life gives you here and now in terms of your priorities. If you have a hobby that makes you feel good, take it up. Do you like singing? Spend the day at karaoke. Do you like watching movies? Go to the cinema for an interesting premiere. Give yourself time until you feel ready to move on.

    Take time for yourself The most important person in your life is you. There is no need to think about what could happen. Live in the present and evaluate everything that life gives you here and now in terms of your priorities. If you have a hobby that makes you feel good, take it up. Do you like singing? Spend the day at karaoke. Do you like watching movies? Go to the cinema for an interesting premiere. Give yourself time until you feel ready to move on.
  • Who among the 3 of them
    Can play the role of police in a movie
    Who among the 3 of them Can play the role of police in a movie
  • This sh@me too much

    As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz.
    Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m, short, dark üg|y gúy.
    The lady was būsy shøuting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby, don't leave me,
    "I need you and can't l!ve without you".
    This Bênz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey." The guy just kept walking away and ignøring her. I was like, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there søbbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say, "Hey, you are øbstructing our câmera.
    We are shøôting a movie."


    Dear reader
    I might not know you,
    But I wish you the best in life. ☺

    More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow Andrea Theu the writer
    This sh@me too much🙊😭😭😭 As I was walking out of Shoprite this morning🚶‍♂️, I saw this very beautiful lady😃😍 come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz😋. Mere looking at her you will know she is a millionaire, i was just looking at her s£xy body with tømato skin when She sùddenly ran after this sl!m🤔, short💁‍♂️, dark üg|y gúy😐. The lady was būsy shøuting to the man😕, begging 😯and crying on top of her voice saying, "Please baby😭, don't leave me🙁, "I need you 😪and can't l!ve without you"😫. This Bênz😣 and the mansion means nothing without you😟. I need you honey.😞" The guy just kept walking🚶‍♂️ away and ignøring her😐. I was like😃, if this ūg|y and ûsé|ess guy won't take this lady back, I will😃. The lady continued begging but he just walked away🚶‍♂️ and left her standing there søbbing🤗. I thought to myself, this is my chance☺so I walked 🚶‍♂️to her and tapped on her shoulder👌. But before I could say anything to her😊, I just heard a b!g voice behind me say🙄, "Hey😑, you are øbstructing our câmera💁‍♂️. We are shøôting a movie🙁." 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😂😅😅😂😅😂 Dear reader💞💞 I might not know you, ✋☺ But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸 More amazing jokes comedies motivations and stories just follow 👉Andrea Theu the writer
  • CLASSIC LAUGHTER

    1. You're hûngry and your neighbor's chickenis still alive, must I teach you all the time?

    2. Anytime I see people putting 0fferíng, I fēel like opening my own chûrch
    Motivational speakers be like

    3. Whoever sold calculator to my grandma as iphone, I just want the pèrson to know that h£ll is real oo
    #Boohempire

    4. The reason I usually sing in the bàthroom is to avoīd "sørry, I didn't know you were inside", after they have sèen everything

    5. I wonder what NEPA people would say on the jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction.... "Let there be light", them no fit obey

    6. It's only in Àfrica where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat

    7. Ladies the next time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number, just rûn away with it

    8. You're bróke and you still dey pray for long life.... Abeg wetin you go dey chop

    9. Whenever an Enugu girl visits you, just give her coke and knīfe, they always have Okpa inside their bag

    10. That was how I was watching a hórrōr movie yesterday night and the kitçhen door just opened by itself . To cút the story shōrt, I have left the house for them

    The hands that reaçt shall never be børed. Please følløw me for more everyday
    🙏🏼🙏🏼👉🏼 BoohEmpire Diary
    CLASSIC LAUGHTER 😁😂😆 1. You're hûngry and your neighbor's chicken🐓is still alive, must I teach you all the time? 🤷😂😂 2. Anytime I see people putting 0fferíng, I fēel like opening my own chûrch 😁😂 Motivational speakers be like 😎😎 3. Whoever sold calculator to my grandma as iphone, I just want the pèrson to know that h£ll is real oo🙎😂😂😂 #Boohempire 4. The reason I usually sing in the bàthroom is to avoīd "sørry, I didn't know you were inside", after they have sèen everything 🙄😂😂😂 5. I wonder what NEPA people would say on the jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction.... "Let there be light", them no fit obey🤔😂 6. It's only in Àfrica where you will buy a blue jeans and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat 😂😂😆 7. Ladies the next time a guy gives you his phone to put your phone number, just rûn 🏃 away with it😂😂😂 8. You're bróke and you still dey pray for long life.... Abeg wetin you go dey chop😂😆 9. Whenever an Enugu girl visits you, just give her coke and knīfe, they always have Okpa inside their bag😂😂 10. That was how I was watching a hórrōr movie yesterday night and the kitçhen door just opened by itself 😳. To cút the story shōrt, I have left 🚶 the house for them 🤷😂😂 The hands that reaçt shall never be børed. Please følløw me for more everyday🙏 🙏🏼🙏🏼👉🏼 BoohEmpire Diary
  • Being alone is scarier than any boogey man and the reason why I don't choose to see Horror movies as a rule.
    Being alone is scarier than any boogey man and the reason why I don't choose to see Horror movies as a rule.
  • He made me fall in love with Phillipine movies.

    If you know you know

    The exceptional Coco Martins

    I used to crush a lot sha

    From my eternal to brothers, I can see those movies over and over again
    He made me fall in love with Phillipine movies. If you know you know 😍 The exceptional Coco Martins I used to crush a lot sha 😔 From my eternal to brothers, I can see those movies over and over again 😍
  • Please help me, how can someone separate himself from watching ungodly movie
    Please help me, how can someone separate himself from watching ungodly movie
  • In a recent interview with content creator Egunegun, "Mummy of Lagos" discussed the extravagant costs of her lifestyle. She revealed that she purchased her new Mercedes G-Wagon for N290 million, her hair cost N5.6 million, and her chair was N7.5 million. Looking ahead, she envisions herself with beautiful children in five years.

    Photo credit: @_egungun / Instagram
    #virginpmedia #fypシ
    #movie
    In a recent interview with content creator Egunegun, "Mummy of Lagos" discussed the extravagant costs of her lifestyle. She revealed that she purchased her new Mercedes G-Wagon for N290 million, her hair cost N5.6 million, and her chair was N7.5 million. Looking ahead, she envisions herself with beautiful children in five years. Photo credit: @_egungun / Instagram #virginpmedia #fypシ゚ #movie
  • Title any American movies like Nigerian movie title
    Me: The flash
    Nigerian title: He didn't know he could run fast until they killed his wife
    Title any American movies like Nigerian movie title Me: The flash Nigerian title: He didn't know he could run fast until they killed his wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • The technology is really where all of the changes have taken place, but the fundamentals of a good story being the basis of every good picture, and really the only basis still remains the rule, more so today, I think, because we've unfortunately weaned an audience from birth to kind of mindless movies.
    The technology is really where all of the changes have taken place, but the fundamentals of a good story being the basis of every good picture, and really the only basis still remains the rule, more so today, I think, because we've unfortunately weaned an audience from birth to kind of mindless movies.
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