I attended a friend's housewarming party today, and by the time I got back home, I was drowsy from the beers I had taken.

I immediately climbed into the bed beside my wife and dozed off.

An hour or so later, I felt someone shake me, and slowly I opened my eyes and stared around.

It was my wife, dressed in her pink pyjamas, staring down at me with wide eyes.

Her: *still shaking my shoulder* Wake up! Get up! What are you happy about?

Me: *looking confused and sleepy* Huh? What?

Her: What are you happy about? What are you smiling about in your sleep? Is today your birthday? It's not your birthday, so why are you smiling in your sleep?

Me: *starts stuttering* I—no—wasn't—dreaming...oh.

Her: You see, every time you start stammering, that means you're lying. Why were you smiling in your sleep? In fact, who is she? Who is that woman that is making you smile in your dream?

Me: There was no woman. I was just dreaming.

Her: *sits up on the bed and begins to cry* But this is disrespect of the highest order... *looking at me*... So, your cheating has now become normal that you can even cheat on me while sleeping right next to me? Eh? You cheat on me outside, when you go to parties, at your workplace, at the gym, and now, you've started cheating on me right next to me on the bed.

Me: What are you saying?

Her: Who is she? What is her name? And don't tell me you're dreaming about me. You cannot dream of someone when you're sleeping beside them. If you love them that much, you stay up and watch and talk to them.

Me: I wasn't dreaming about any woman, and I'm not cheating on you.

Her: You know what? Go back to sleep, and tell that woman in your dream that I am here, that when you woke up, you saw me here... *Suddenly bursts into laughter*... And I am here to stay, you know that. I am here to stay. You're married to me, my dear. You're not getting out of this easily. I am here, and I'm here to stay. Now, sleep.

Me: Huh?

Her: Hurry up, sleep! As a matter of fact, let me sleep too so we'll all meet in your dream so I'll meet that woman that's causing you to smile... *turns and lies down on the bed*...

Me: But I'm no longer sleepy because you woke me up with a quarrel.

Her: *turns around facing me* Find out a way of sleeping. I dare you that if I sleep and I get to your dream before you, we'll see if you'll wake up with all your body parts intact.

Me: Nawaooo.

Her: If I were you, I'd be sleeping by now. Trust me, I'll meet you there... *barks out a laughter and shakes her head*... Ha, I can't wait to meet that woman. What does she even look like? Is she tall, dark, fair, or fat?... *shouts back to me*... Better sleep! Sleep oooo. I'll see you there, since you cheat on me during the day, during the night, and even now that you're sleeping beside me. I've seen something.

Me:

Few years ago, when I was just starting out life in Port Harcourt.

A gym acquaintance told me about a certain supplement that can make a woman’s ass get bigger.

He swore that it works, all you need to do is take the supplements with the girl, then have sex and release inside her.

Her yansh, will get bigger.

I was curious to know the particular supplement, he told me to just give him money to get it for me.

Ignore the releasing sperm bullshit.

There is a supplement that can actually boost your ass by a few inches.

But you will work very hard for it.

My mind wandered back yesterday then it dawned on me like a revelation.

Cc: DOTF

I can guarantee you'll be a millionare if you do this in the next 10 years...

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1. Move out of your hometown

Leave the typical norm you grew up in and seek new challenge.

You're a product of;

• What you've experienced
• Who you hang out with
• What you've been taught

If you do this, you'll expand your imagination when you;

• Meet new people
• Seek new challenge
• Experience new realities.

Change your location and you'll boost your personal growth 10x faster.

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2. Connect with high value people

Before you consider this, first priotitize your self-care;

• Dress clothes that fit
• Invest in your shoes
• Have a good hair cut
• Smell nice

Places to meet high value people:

• Attend conferences and seminars
• High edge bars
• At the gym
• Online

Where else?

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3. Work out 5x a week

Get concerned about your health.

If you can't work out 5x a week, how can you expect to even be rich?

Set aside 40 mins a day to do this;

• Hit 300 push ups (30×10)
• Do 200 squats (20×10)
• Perform planks (1min × 2)
• Hit mountain climbers

In 6 months, you'll have formed chest, strong arms and legs.

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4. Learn a high income skill.

You don't have to complicate it, do this;

• Choose a skill
• Select 10-20 Youtube channel teaching the skill
• Binge watch it for 100 days
• Practice as you get better

I recommend these 5 skills.

Learn how to;

• Code
• Trade
• Copywriting
• Salesmanship
• Grow a youtube channel

Fact: A skill is 10x more valuable than a degree

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5. Learn how to invest

Start by investing in yourself, you're your own first priority.

Do this;

• Eat healthy
• Invest in your bedding
• Take yourself on a solo date

Then, invest in;

• Courses
• Mentorship
• Appreciating assets
• Open 15+ businesses

The Power of Fitness: A Path to a Healthier You

Fitness is more than just hitting the gym—it’s a lifestyle that enhances both physical and mental well-being. Regular exercise strengthens the heart, boosts energy levels, and improves mood by releasing endorphins. Whether it's strength training, yoga, or a simple daily walk, staying active helps prevent chronic diseases and keeps the body agile.

Beyond the physical benefits, fitness promotes self-discipline, confidence, and stress relief. It’s not about perfection but progress—small, consistent efforts lead to long-term results. So, find an activity you enjoy, stay committed, and embrace the journey to a healthier, happier you!

Here are some budget hacks to help you save money:

Tracking and Planning
1. _50/30/20 Rule_: Allocate 50% of your income towards necessities, 30% towards discretionary spending, and 20% towards saving and debt repayment.
2. _Budgeting Apps_: Utilize apps like Mint, You Need a Budget (YNAB), or Personal Capital to track your expenses and stay on top of your finances.
3. _Expense Journal_: Keep a physical or digital journal to record every purchase, no matter how small.

Reducing Expenses
1. _Cut Subscription Services_: Review your subscription services (e.g., streaming platforms, gym memberships, software) and cancel any unused or unnecessary ones.
2. _Cook at Home_: Cooking meals at home can save you up to 50% on food expenses compared to eating out.
3. _Cancel Credit Card Annual Fees_: If you don't use the benefits associated with your credit card's annual fee, consider canceling or downgrading to a lower-fee card.

Saving Money
1. _Automate Savings_: Set up automatic transfers from your checking account to your savings or investment accounts.
2. _Take Advantage of Employer Matching_: Contribute enough to your 401(k) or other retirement accounts to maximize employer matching.
3. _Use Cashback and Rewards_: Use cashback credit cards, sign up for rewards programs, and take advantage of sales to earn money back or accumulate points.

Smart Shopping
1. _Compare Prices_: Research and compare prices before making a purchase to ensure you're getting the best deal.
2. _Use Coupons and Discounts_: Take advantage of coupons, discounts, and promo codes offered by stores, websites, and apps.
3. _Buy in Bulk_: Purchasing items in bulk can save you money in the long run, especially for non-perishable items.

Debt Repayment
1. _Snowball Method_: Pay off debts with the smallest balances first, while making minimum payments on larger debts.
2. _Avalanche Method_: Focus on paying off debts with the highest interest rates first, while making minimum payments on other debts.
3. _Consolidate Debt_: Consider consolidating multiple debts into a single, lower-interest loan or credit card.

Long-Term Savings
1. _Emergency Fund_: Build an easily accessible savings fund to cover 3-6 months of living expenses in case of unexpected events.
2. _Retirement Savings_: Contribute to a retirement account, such as a 401(k) or IRA, to build a nest egg for your future.
3. _Invest Wisely_: Invest in a diversified portfolio of low-cost index funds or ETFs to grow your wealth over time.

Remember, saving money is a long-term process. Start with small changes and gradually work your way up to achieve your financial goals!

10 Bruuutal Ways to Make Any Woman Chase You

1. Level Up Your Value

A man who’s constantly improving himself is irresistible.

Hit the gym, chase your goals, and stack your money. When you’re climbing the ladder of success, she’ll be desperate to climb with you.

Weakness is a choice; strength is a decision.

2. Be Mysterious

Don’t lay all your cards on the table, bro. Keep her guessing. The less she knows, the more she’ll crave to figure you out.

Mystery is magnetic.

Simps overshare; strong men keep their power.

3. Control Your Attention

Stop giving her unlimited access to you. Attention is your most valuable resource, treat it like gold.

The less you give, the more she’ll want it. Don’t be the guy who’s always available.

Step up or step aside.

4. Master the Power of Silence

Sometimes, saying nothing is more powerful than words. When she expects a reaction, give her calm indifference.

It’ll drive her crazy trying to figure out what you’re thinking. Stay sharp, silence is a weapon.

5. Pass Her Tests Without Flinching

Women will test you to see if you’re the real deal.

Don’t get emotional, don’t overreact. Laugh it off, stay confident, and pass every test she throws your way.

Let the truth be told: Simps fail, kings conquer.

6. Walk Away When Necessary

The ultimate power move? Walking away.

When she knows you’re willing to leave if she disrespects you, she’ll fight to keep you.

If you disappoint, you’ll appear before the council of brotherhood, don’t let that happen.

7. Build Social Proof

When other women admire you, she’ll want you even more. It’s brutal, but women compete.

Be the man other women notice, and she’ll chase you just to prove she’s worthy.

8. Flirt Without Commitment

Flirt to build tension, but don’t rush to lock it down.

Keep it playful, keep it light, and let her wonder where she stands.

The chase is what excites her, so don’t make it easy.

9. Stay in Control of Your Emotions

Women chase men who are emotionally

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10 Bruuutal Ways to Make Any Woman Chase You

1. Level Up Your Value

A man who’s constantly improving himself is irresistible.

Hit the gym, chase your goals, and stack your money. When you’re climbing the ladder of success, she’ll be desperate to climb with you.

Weakness is a choice; strength is a decision.

2. Be Mysterious

Don’t lay all your cards on the table, bro. Keep her guessing. The less she knows, the more she’ll crave to figure you out.

Mystery is magnetic.

Simps overshare; strong men keep their power.

3. Control Your Attention

Stop giving her unlimited access to you. Attention is your most valuable resource, treat it like gold.

The less you give, the more she’ll want it. Don’t be the guy who’s always available.

Step up or step aside.

4. Master the Power of Silence

Sometimes, saying nothing is more powerful than words. When she expects a reaction, give her calm indifference.

It’ll drive her crazy trying to figure out what you’re thinking. Stay sharp, silence is a weapon.

5. Pass Her Tests Without Flinching

Women will test you to see if you’re the real deal.

Don’t get emotional, don’t overreact. Laugh it off, stay confident, and pass every test she throws your way.

Let the truth be told: Simps fail, kings conquer.

6. Walk Away When Necessary

The ultimate power move? Walking away.

When she knows you’re willing to leave if she disrespects you, she’ll fight to keep you.

If you disappoint, you’ll appear before the council of brotherhood, don’t let that happen.

7. Build Social Proof

When other women admire you, she’ll want you even more. It’s brutal, but women compete.

Be the man other women notice, and she’ll chase you just to prove she’s worthy.

8. Flirt Without Commitment

Flirt to build tension, but don’t rush to lock it down.

Keep it playful, keep it light, and let her wonder where she stands.

The chase is what excites her, so don’t make it easy.

9. Stay in Control of Your Emotions

Women chase men who are emotionally

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