Happiness arrives in everyone's lives. Sometimes early, while sometimes you got to wait a little.

1. IN NIGERIA U WILL SEE SOMEONE WATCHING A MOVIE AND BE LIKE MUMU WALK FAST DEY ARE COMING


2. LADIES IS UR BF STINGY?ARE U TIRED OF HIM?DO U DESERVE BETTER?HURRY UP NOW AND GET A JOB, LEAVE SOMEONE SON ALONE, SATAN


3. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's Over between us


4. Hi! I am Lucy, early dis morning, I mistakenly transfered #850,000 to ur account.
Pls, be human and kindly send d money back. Tanx!

*ME Ahh
I'm very sorry ma, u're chatting with a dog.


5. You never build house, you never buy car, you never marry. But before 8pm you don sleep. Hello, wetin dey give you this peace of mind?*

6. HER:MY HEART BEATS FOR U
*
ME: OSHEY SCHOOL DRUM


7. Nobody is more serious in life than an Ijebu woman pricing something in the market
*


8. The way graduates are into POS business in Nigeria I think POS course should be added in our universities*


9. So Police dog when see our dog they see unemployed dog


10. Sometimes, I wonder if Bobrisky gets home, removes his wig and clothes and be like "This thing don taya me sef"*


11. When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he is romantic

But when your brother does the same to his wife

It's Juju 🖐

When you offer me food and I say No, kindly repeat, I was just shy at first


12. How you go post twerk video, still carry emoji cover the yansh


13. Stop skipping my posts, am not your ex. I did nothing bad to you

Master Mike

, A person should set his goals as early as he can and devote all his energy and talent to getting there. With enough effort, he may achieve it. Or he may find something that is even more rewarding. But in the end, no matter what the outcome, he will know he has been alive.

Early this morning when you knocked on my door
And I said hello I believe that it's time to go
Me and you walking side my side
I'm going to see you till I get satisfied

Make sure you always stay safe please don’t die someone out there love you dearly

Take update Prayer points
MY BATTLES, TURN TO BLESSINGS!!!

2 Chron 14:1-11;
So Abijah slept with his fathers, and they buried him in the city of David: and Asa his son reigned in his stead. In his days the land was quiet ten years. 2 Chronicles 14:1
“…the land was quiet ten years. “
Under the reign of Asa the king, the land was quiet ten years; the kingdom was at peace – no civil war, no external aggression; no natural disaster; no loss in business; no marital distress; no plague or epidemic – just peacefulness.

PRAISE AND WORSHIP

PRAYER POINTS

1. Power of God to win all my battles, I am available, possess me now, in the name of Jesus

2. Battles from my foundations troubling my life and destiny, by the power of the Holy Ghost, I overcome you today, in the name of Jesus

3. Battles from the waters, raging against my life and destiny, your time is up, die, in the name of Jesus

4. Every strong battles in my life and family, die now, in the name of Jesus

5. Battles from the air, raging against my life and destiny, expire now, in the name of Jesus

6. Battles from the graveyard raging against my life and destiny, die now, in the name of Jesus

7. Occult battles, assigned to consume my life and destiny, die now, all in the name of Jesus

8. Witchcraft battles assigned to consume my life and destiny, die now, in the name of Jesus

9. Battles from my household enemies assigned to destroy me, die now, in the name of Jesus

10. Battles from unfriendly friends assigned to waste my life and destiny, die now, in the name of Jesus

11. Battles from my rivals assigned to terminate my life, die by fire, in the name of Jesus

12. Battles from the waters raging against my life and destiny, die now, in the name of Jesus

13. Every battle arranged to cause me depression, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus

14. Every battle arranged to put me in chains, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus

15. Every battle prepared to put me on a willchiar, scatter unto desolation, in the name of Jesus

16. Every battle prepared to put me on a sick bed, die now, in the name of Jesus

17. Every battle assigned to send me to early grave, die now, in the name of Jesus

18. Every battle arranged to render me useless in life, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus

19. Every battle prepared to make me poor forever, die by fire, in the name of Jesus

20. Every battle arranged to disgrace and put me to shame, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus

21. Every battle caging my life, scatter now, in the name of Jesus

22. Every battle holding me down in one spot, scatter now, in the name of Jesus

23. Every battle arranged to send me back to square one, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus

24. Arrow head of my enemies, receive fire and die, in the name of Jesus

25. Strong base of my enemies, catch fire and scatter, in the name of Jesus

26. Evil sacrifice stoping me from moving forward, catch fire and burn to ashes, in the name of Jesus

27. Powers turning my land of blessings into a dry land, you are wicked, die now, in the name of Jesus

28. O God My Father, arise and turn my battles into blessings, in the name of Jesus

29. O God My Father, arise and let my problems expire, in the name of Jesus

30. O God My Father, arise and baptize my life with testimonies, in the name of Jesus.

31. Ask God for your personal request and believe that you receive them.

Thank and appreciate God for hearing and answering your prayers.

Sometimes it’s better to move on than to hold on to a person who doesn’t understand you. Sometimes your absence will teach what your presence cannot...
Hey you, Stop breaking your own heart by trying to make a relationship work that clearly isn’t meant to work. You can’t force someone to care about you. You can’t force someone to be loyal. You can’t force someone to be the person you need them to be.
I’ll be real with you, sometimes the person you want most is the person you’re best without. You have got to understand some things are meant to happen, but just not meant to be. Some things are meant to come in your life, just not meant to stay.
Don’t lose yourself by trying to fix what's meant to stay broken. You can’t get the relationship you need from someone who’s not ready to give it you. And I know it’s hard when your heart has labeled that person as someone you could spend forever with, but you just have to accept that they’re not that person anymore. And you might not understand WHY NOW, but I promise you your future will always bring understanding of why things didn’t work out. TRUST ME
It is better to be alone and be happy than to be in a miserable relationship...
Whoever sees you as an option doesn't deserve to be a priority in your life, you call him honey but he treats you like a monkey, He is your everything but you are nothing to him, you are doing everything to make it work, but he keeps thinking you are desperate and turns all your efforts to weakness...

#Relationshiptips
#Love
#lifegoeson

John 8:1-3 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

John 8:1-3 Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst,

Success isn’t about massive leaps—it’s about small, consistent steps. Wake up early, set clear goals, and stay focused. Progress may feel slow, but over time, those tiny efforts compound into something great.

Stay patient. Stay consistent. Success is just a habit away!