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Hear me, Na advice I dey give today! Dear bakers, It’s harmattan season, and we all know how challenging it can be working with fondant during this time. The cold and dryness can make fondant crack, dry out, or become difficult to work with. But don’t worry, I’ve got a simple hack for you: When making your fondant, reduce your CMC (you know what that is, no need to ask) and increase your glucose. Let me break it down for you—If your usual recipe calls for 1/2 tbsp of glucose, try using 1 tbsp of glucose instead. Also, when kneading your fondant, use vegetable shortening instead of icing sugar to keep it smooth and flexible. Trust me, this will help you get the perfect texture, even in this dry harmattan weather. No more cracks, no more headaches! 🙄 Make sure you’re always on top of your game, and let the fondant flow smoothly!

Yeah, yeah, it's Slime, and I'm feelin' pain Heart broke, tears fallin' like the rain Sorrow's got me wrapped, like a cold chain This lullaby's for the love that went vain I thought we had it all, love that would last But now you're gone, and I'm left with the past Tryna move on, but I'm stuck in the past Your memory haunts me, like a ghost that won't pass I'm tryna find peace, but it's hard to find Sorrow's my companion, always on my mind Sorrow's lullaby, singin' me to sleep Tryna drown my pain, but it's all I can keep Sorrow's lullaby, echoes in my mind Lost in the darkness, leave me behind I see your smile, but it's just a dream Wake up to reality, and it's not what it seems My heart's in pieces, like shattered glass Tryna put it back, but it's hard to pass I'm tryna be strong, but it's hard to be Sorrow's my weakness, it's where I flee Sorrow's lullaby, singin' me to sleep Tryna drown my pain, but it's all I can keep Sorrow's lullaby, echoes in my mind Lost in the darkness, leave me behind Can't nobody understand, the tears I cry Lost in my thoughts, I'm askin' why Pain's the only thing, that I can rely Sorrow's my solace, my lullaby Sorrow's lullaby, that's my reality Tryna find solace, in this cold society.

HERBS TO USE AS ORGANIC PESTICIDES ON YOUR CROPS Home-made organic pesticides should always be sprayed on crops during the cool part of the day (mornings or late afternoons) to avoid burning of your crops. 1. Garlic - Crush and mix with hot water- cool for 2hrs, then spray to control aphids. 2. Tithonia (Mexican sunflower) - Crush 2kg of leaves, soak in 4 litres of warm water for 2-3hours or in cold water for 2 days. Spray to control caterpillars. 3. Thorn apple (Datura stramonium) - Take 1kg of leaves, fruits and branch stems, - Crush and boil in 4 litres of water for 20 minutes and let it cool. Spray to control scale insects, aphids and leaf miner (Tuta absoluta). 4. Pawpaw leaves - Take 1 kg of green and fresh leaves, - crush and boil in 4litres of water for 20 minutes. Spray to control scale insects, aphids. 5. Wood ash - Get maize combs, burn them and dry the ash. This should be applied around the plants especially the transplanted vegetable seedlings, to control cut worms in fields where cut worms are a problem. 6. Hot pepper - Crush 500 grams of riped hot pepper fruits, mix with 5 litres of water, boil for 20 minutes. Sieve and add another 5 litres of water mixed with 50ml of any mild dish wash (non-detergent) soap - Spray to control ants (termites), aphids, flies, caterpillars. 7. Lantana camara - Get branches and leaves, burn to get the ash- broadcast in the field or affected area to control ants and worms

RAISING DAY OLD CHICKS TO GROWERS ■Day 1-day 7 - The chicks need to be in a brooder. What is a Brooder? - a brooder is a simple construction that is used to raise chicks until a point they are not so vulnerable. - brooders maybe small rooms, wood construction, brooder boxes etc. - chicks should stay in a brooder for at least 3 weeks - 4 weeks ●How to make a good brooder! - make sure the brooder is not cold. ( provide source of heat ie. 100,watts Bulb, hot water bottles, brooder pots, etc) - consider constructing brooders that's not too big and not too small. -clean and disinfect the brooder before receiving chicks - provide enough drinkers and enough feeders - make sure the brooder is free from insects, rodents and mature chicken. - provide dry dusting materials (saw dust or rice husks). ■Feeding chicks between day 1-day 7 - the best feed at this age is starter (crumbs or mash). - starter crumbs - fugo starter mash - pembe starter mash - at this age avoid mixing of the feed with jenga, omena, pellets etc. You can mix starter crumbs and starter mash at a proportional ration. - Avoid feeding broiler starter crumbs for chicks that are not broilers. ●Drugs . - chick formula (egocin,veta chick start, poltricin, vitamet chick etc, dosage (one teaspoon for 5lts, ½teaspoon for 2 litres and ¼teaspoon for one litre) - aliseryl (this is a blend of various vitamins that will help your chicks grow fast with strength and energy. Also helps chicks boost the appetite and also helps in preventing numerous diseases). Dosage same as chick formula - liquid paraffin- this is not the normal paraffin we use at homes. This is a medicated paraffin that helps relieve constipation, helps in digestion, prevents injuries to alimentary canal and helps chicks to pass soft droppings. - so week one give a combinations of chick formula, aliseryl and liquid paraffin ■Give Newcastle at day 7_ Day 8- day 14 ■Feeds -Same as previous week - ●Drugs -continue with chick formula - use coccidiostat (biosol, coccid, vetatrim, biotrim etc) in place of aliseryl. This will help to prevent coccidiocis. - drop liquid paraffin so, second week you give a combination of coccid+chick formula -give gumboro vaccine at day 14 ■Day 15- day 21 - feed as previous week ●Drugs - combination of vitamin and antibiotics ( aliseryl, neoxy vitamin, miramed, agranyl etc) - repeat Newcastle vaccine ■Day 22- day 28 ●Feed . Start introducing chick mash. (Mixing chick mash with starter ) - incase you started with crumbs, continue giving crumbs until they are 7 weeks old. ●Drugs - give coccidiostat - repeat gumboro at day 28. ■Week 5. Here the chicks are old enough and can survive out of the brooder. ●Feeds - chick mash/ chick crumbs( or mixture of mash and crumbs) ●Drugs - vitamins. ■Week 6 Feeds- as in week 5 Drugs, coccidiostat and strexia ●Vaccinate fowl pox._ ■Week 7 ●Feeds - gradually introduce growers( mix chick mash and growers) - drugs - feed suppliments ie molar plus, vigosine or tonophos. ■Week 8 Feeds, growers mash( you can mix with pellets, omena, jenga etc) 10 kgs of growers (mixed rations) .- 6kgs growers mash - 1kg jenga - 1kg omena -1 kg pellets - 1/2 kg ngano -¼kg sunflower -¼kg cotton ●Drugs -vitamins and antibiotics -vaccinate fowl typhoid.

RAISING DAY OLD CHICKS TO GROWERS ■Day 1-day 7 - The chicks need to be in a brooder. What is a Brooder? - a brooder is a simple construction that is used to raise chicks until a point they are not so vulnerable. - brooders maybe small rooms, wood construction, brooder boxes etc. - chicks should stay in a brooder for at least 3 weeks - 4 weeks ●How to make a good brooder! - make sure the brooder is not cold. ( provide source of heat ie. 100,watts Bulb, hot water bottles, brooder pots, etc) - consider constructing brooders that's not too big and not too small. -clean and disinfect the brooder before receiving chicks - provide enough drinkers and enough feeders - make sure the brooder is free from insects, rodents and mature chicken. - provide dry dusting materials (saw dust or rice husks). ■Feeding chicks between day 1-day 7 - the best feed at this age is starter (crumbs or mash). - starter crumbs - fugo starter mash - pembe starter mash - at this age avoid mixing of the feed with jenga, omena, pellets etc. You can mix starter crumbs and starter mash at a proportional ration. - Avoid feeding broiler starter crumbs for chicks that are not broilers. ●Drugs . - chick formula (egocin,veta chick start, poltricin, vitamet chick etc, dosage (one teaspoon for 5lts, ½teaspoon for 2 litres and ¼teaspoon for one litre) - aliseryl (this is a blend of various vitamins that will help your chicks grow fast with strength and energy. Also helps chicks boost the appetite and also helps in preventing numerous diseases). Dosage same as chick formula - liquid paraffin- this is not the normal paraffin we use at homes. This is a medicated paraffin that helps relieve constipation, helps in digestion, prevents injuries to alimentary canal and helps chicks to pass soft droppings. - so week one give a combinations of chick formula, aliseryl and liquid paraffin ■Give Newcastle at day 7_ Day 8- day 14 ■Feeds -Same as previous week - ●Drugs -continue with chick formula - use coccidiostat (biosol, coccid, vetatrim, biotrim etc) in place of aliseryl. This will help to prevent coccidiocis. - drop liquid paraffin so, second week you give a combination of coccid+chick formula -give gumboro vaccine at day 14 ■Day 15- day 21 - feed as previous week ●Drugs - combination of vitamin and antibiotics ( aliseryl, neoxy vitamin, miramed, agranyl etc) - repeat Newcastle vaccine ■Day 22- day 28 ●Feed . Start introducing chick mash. (Mixing chick mash with starter ) - incase you started with crumbs, continue giving crumbs until they are 7 weeks old. ●Drugs - give coccidiostat - repeat gumboro at day 28. ■Week 5. Here the chicks are old enough and can survive out of the brooder. ●Feeds - chick mash/ chick crumbs( or mixture of mash and crumbs) ●Drugs - vitamins. ■Week 6 Feeds- as in week 5 Drugs, coccidiostat and strexia ●Vaccinate fowl pox._ ■Week 7 ●Feeds - gradually introduce growers( mix chick mash and growers) - drugs - feed suppliments ie molar plus, vigosine or tonophos. ■Week 8 Feeds, growers mash( you can mix with pellets, omena, jenga etc) 10 kgs of growers (mixed rations) .- 6kgs growers mash - 1kg jenga - 1kg omena -1 kg pellets - 1/2 kg ngano -¼kg sunflower -¼kg cotton ●Drugs -vitamins and antibiotics -vaccinate fowl typhoid. Follow up Abdulrafeeh Abdulkareem #broiler #feed #feeding #chicken #farming #farmlife #farmer #farm #farmersmarket #Agriculture #Agricultural #agriculturelife #agri #pullet

As keen navigators of the wild, penguins often wander the far limits of their territories. Normally, these ice-cold explorations are pretty short-lived. But in an astonishing feat, one emperor penguin, alone and malnourished, recently made landfall on a beach in Australia, more than 2,000 miles away from its native Antarctica.

Simple learn how to make milky ice cream Using custard Ingredients 1 cup Custard powder. Add 1 cup cold water and mix. 2.. Add boiled water in batches till it reaches the consistency in the picture. 3... ½ Cup Evaporated milk 4. ½ Cup Condensed Milk 5..... 2 tbsp Powdered milk 1tsp Vanilla You can add sugar if needed or any sweetener as you wish

LEARNING TIME Homemade Meat pie. Ingredients: For the pastry: 4 cups (500g) all-purpose flour 200g cold Butter, cubed 2 Eggs 1 teaspoon Salt 1 tablespoon sugar 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 cup (60ml) cold water For the filling: •3/4 pound (350g) Ground beef 1 Potato, peeled and diced into small cubes 1 Large Onion, chopped 1 Large Carrot, peeled and diced 1 cup (240ml) Water/beef broth Salt to taste Pepper to taste 1 teaspoon Thyme 2 tablespoons flour 2 tablespoons Oil 1 egg for brushing How to prepare: -Make the pastry: in a large bowl mix together flour, sugar, salt and baking powder. -Add cubed butter and rub it with the flour until you get a crumbly texture. -Beat 2 eggs with cold water and add it to the flour mixture, mix until dough is formed. Cover for 30mins. -Make the filling: in a large pan heat oil. Add onion and sauté for 5-6 mins. -Add diced carrots and cook for 3-4 mins. -Add the meat, breaking it apart, for 4-5 mins; Season with salt, pepper, thyme and flour. -Divide the dough into 4 pieces. Roll out the dough into 1/8-inch thickness. Cut out a round shape with your desired sized. -8. Place about 1-2 tablespoons of the meat mixture in the center and fold over the dough. Seal it with your fingers or with a fork. Poke the pies with a fork to create a steam outlet while baking brush the pies with beaten egg. -Bake for 25-30 minutes, until golden. Cool slightly before serving.