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    It was this evening that a lovely looking lady stopped me at Abere ROUND-ABOUT (Osogbo) and told me that She is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE.

    Hmmm, I asked her "Google PlayStore how?"...

    She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbor told her to go to Playstore and download a new one.

    I asked her where she's from and she said she's from Ibadan.

    You dont mean it... Remembering my ex girlfriend is from Ibadan, I decided to take my revenge.

    I told her that Playstore is no longer working in OSOGBO but they have relocated to NASSARAWA.

    I then took her to ILESHA GARAGE and put her in a night bus going to NASSARAWA STATE...

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    JUST START LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣 It was this evening that a lovely looking lady stopped me at Abere ROUND-ABOUT (Osogbo) and told me that She is looking for GOOGLE PLAYSTORE. Hmmm, I asked her "Google PlayStore how?"... She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbor told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. I asked her where she's from and she said she's from Ibadan. You dont mean it... Remembering my ex girlfriend is from Ibadan, I decided to take my revenge. I told her that Playstore is no longer working in OSOGBO but they have relocated to NASSARAWA. I then took her to ILESHA GARAGE and put her in a night bus going to NASSARAWA STATE... Nonsense!🚶🏾‍♂️ Are you going without liking my post and following my profile?🙄 If i slap u😁 Eyii is joke Oya follow🧑🏽‍🦯 You love jokes right? If you haven't followed my profile below, that means you are missing alot. Follow the profile below for more funny jokes. FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV
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  • Here are some motivational quotes for Tuesday:

    *Productivity & Inspiration*

    1. "Tuesday is a new day, a new chance to start anew." - Unknown
    2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
    3. "Today's goals: Coffee, productivity, procrastination avoidance." - Unknown

    *Motivation & Focus*

    1. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
    2. "Tuesday motivation: Work hard, stay humble." - Unknown
    3. "Focus on the journey, not the destination." - Unknown

    *Positivity & Resilience*

    1. "Tuesday vibes: Positive energy, good vibes only." - Unknown
    2. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
    3. "Every setback is an opportunity to come back stronger." - Unknown

    *Inspirational Sayings*

    1. "Make today worth remembering." - Unknown
    2. "Small steps today, a better tomorrow." - Unknown
    3. "You've got this!"
    Here are some motivational quotes for Tuesday: *Productivity & Inspiration* 1. "Tuesday is a new day, a new chance to start anew." - Unknown 2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt 3. "Today's goals: Coffee, productivity, procrastination avoidance." - Unknown *Motivation & Focus* 1. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar 2. "Tuesday motivation: Work hard, stay humble." - Unknown 3. "Focus on the journey, not the destination." - Unknown *Positivity & Resilience* 1. "Tuesday vibes: Positive energy, good vibes only." - Unknown 2. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll 3. "Every setback is an opportunity to come back stronger." - Unknown *Inspirational Sayings* 1. "Make today worth remembering." - Unknown 2. "Small steps today, a better tomorrow." - Unknown 3. "You've got this!"
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  • live your life remembering that one day you'll lose it all...
    live your life remembering that one day you'll lose it all...
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  • Story time


    The Witch's Lantern

    Every Halloween, a ghostly green lantern appeared at the edge of a small village forest. Legend said it belonged to Elara, a witch who, years ago, had vowed revenge on those who disturbed her rest.

    One Halloween, three friends—Simon, Lily, and Max—ignored the warnings and followed the lantern into the woods. It led them to a twisted tree and an eerie stone: Elara’s grave. Suddenly, the lantern’s light went out, and a shadowy figure emerged, whispering, “You dared to follow…”

    As they tried to escape, vines trapped them, and Elara’s ghost approached. Remembering an old protection charm, Lily recited it, breaking the spell and freeing them. They ran back to the village, vowing never to follow the Witch’s Lantern again.

    Since that night, no one else has dared to test the witch’s warning.
    Story time The Witch's Lantern Every Halloween, a ghostly green lantern appeared at the edge of a small village forest. Legend said it belonged to Elara, a witch who, years ago, had vowed revenge on those who disturbed her rest. One Halloween, three friends—Simon, Lily, and Max—ignored the warnings and followed the lantern into the woods. It led them to a twisted tree and an eerie stone: Elara’s grave. Suddenly, the lantern’s light went out, and a shadowy figure emerged, whispering, “You dared to follow…” As they tried to escape, vines trapped them, and Elara’s ghost approached. Remembering an old protection charm, Lily recited it, breaking the spell and freeing them. They ran back to the village, vowing never to follow the Witch’s Lantern again. Since that night, no one else has dared to test the witch’s warning.
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  • Stop referring to what you could have done and start getting things done, isn't that why you were born?

    Enough of waiting and putting your life on hold, it was meant to be lived, and lived to the fullest!

    If you can't stop thinking about it, it's probably worth going after, if it is what you are meant to do, then it's time to let go of your fears and get it done even if you have to do it afraid.

    At the end of the day, let there be no regrets, no excuses and no wishes, Let your life be filled with daring adventures, worthy risks, multiple tries, awesome failures, and great accomplishments.

    Life is meant to be experienced, put yourself out there, do things you have never done, try things you've always wanted to. You won't be here for long, let the short time you have to live be one that is worth remembering.

    In the end, you won't regret your failures, you will only regret the chances you didn't take.
    Stop referring to what you could have done and start getting things done, isn't that why you were born? Enough of waiting and putting your life on hold, it was meant to be lived, and lived to the fullest! If you can't stop thinking about it, it's probably worth going after, if it is what you are meant to do, then it's time to let go of your fears and get it done even if you have to do it afraid. At the end of the day, let there be no regrets, no excuses and no wishes, Let your life be filled with daring adventures, worthy risks, multiple tries, awesome failures, and great accomplishments. Life is meant to be experienced, put yourself out there, do things you have never done, try things you've always wanted to. You won't be here for long, let the short time you have to live be one that is worth remembering. In the end, you won't regret your failures, you will only regret the chances you didn't take.
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  • The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
    The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.
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  • Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering.
    Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering.
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  • He was my best friend, my PA, my brother and a true believer of my future, but along the line, life happened and he gave up on me, so we parted ways so he could find himself.

    I was heartbroken and felt all alone with my wife, but today I woke up remembering all his sacrifices in my life and think I deserve to still honour him and again look for him.

    Please whoever knows where AMEBO is should inform me or drop a contact I can reach him again, I want to see you so badlyy and reconnect with you.

    I miss my main man that year, come and take your flowers, they will have been no me, if people like you did not stand by me.

    AMEBO DANIEL, AYA IS LOOKING FOR YOU
    He was my best friend, my PA, my brother and a true believer of my future, but along the line, life happened and he gave up on me, so we parted ways so he could find himself. I was heartbroken and felt all alone with my wife, but today I woke up remembering all his sacrifices in my life and think I deserve to still honour him and again look for him. Please whoever knows where AMEBO is should inform me or drop a contact I can reach him again, I want to see you so badlyy and reconnect with you. I miss my main man that year, come and take your flowers, they will have been no me, if people like you did not stand by me. AMEBO DANIEL, AYA IS LOOKING FOR YOU
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  • Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
    Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
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  • Am not in the mood to play today cuz I wan use today to sit for one corner low_key and keep on remembering one of my greatest legends that has passed on to rest cuz nah today make one year that he has leave this world behind and his name is the vibe Lord legend Mohbad may vibey soul continue to rest in peace let us drop some hearts for him if u are a truly a mohbad fans
    Am not in the mood to play today cuz I wan use today to sit for one corner low_key and keep on remembering one of my greatest legends that has passed on to rest cuz nah today make one year that he has leave this world behind and his name is the vibe Lord legend Mohbad may vibey soul continue to rest in peace let us drop some hearts for him if u are a truly a mohbad fans ❤️💓
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