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  • We hope God will bring more of Ifeanyi Mbah to Ndigbo, imagine what he did in terms of bringing security, security to the people. So we will do our best to join you even on the day of Internment, despite all the threats, the Senators are determined to be in Nnewi to honour Senator Ifeanyi Mbah. Rochas said that if I don't take his message to the Federal government to do something about it, he will come for my wife, I got scared because I know I'm standing here, all the strength I have is because of the prayers of my wife", Senator Godswill Akpabio said.
    We hope God will bring more of Ifeanyi Mbah to Ndigbo, imagine what he did in terms of bringing security, security to the people. So we will do our best to join you even on the day of Internment, despite all the threats, the Senators are determined to be in Nnewi to honour Senator Ifeanyi Mbah. Rochas said that if I don't take his message to the Federal government to do something about it, he will come for my wife, I got scared because I know I'm standing here, all the strength I have is because of the prayers of my wife", Senator Godswill Akpabio said.
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  • Ifeanyi Mbah was very prepared to prove that political party did not matter to him, what mattered to him was the love of the people, the Igbo's loved him, so whether he contested under any platform, it didn't really matter. The Obedient movement of 2023 did not affect Ifeanyi Mbah and it did not affect Nnewi community, we have lost a lot, we were about to prove that point when Ifeanyi turned from YPP to join us in the APC family, we are very glad and we still remain glad".
    Ifeanyi Mbah was very prepared to prove that political party did not matter to him, what mattered to him was the love of the people, the Igbo's loved him, so whether he contested under any platform, it didn't really matter. The Obedient movement of 2023 did not affect Ifeanyi Mbah and it did not affect Nnewi community, we have lost a lot, we were about to prove that point when Ifeanyi turned from YPP to join us in the APC family, we are very glad and we still remain glad".
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  • MY ROOM RAT 1:
    The first house I lived when I got admission into Unizik, there was this smallish and gentle Rat that always ran around my room....
    I liked the Rat, and I NEVER attempted to kill it for once, because I believe in the philosophy of Igbo man; "egbe bere, ugo bere" which means "live, make I live"
    Apart from that, the rat respected me and my personal rules which some includes not messing up my room, not tearing up my certificates/books, and not stealing my Maggi, onions or crayfish in the kitchen.
    As time went on, I became too close to the rat that sometimes when I come back from lectures, if there is light, the Rat would be on my bed with my TV remote controller, changing it to its chosen channel.
    I would drop my bag and leave the room just to give it some little privacy.
    One day I was watching American action movie when I left to the bathroom to ease myself, before I could return, the rat changed the channel to Tom and Jerry, and was busy watching the TV.
    I was watching the rat and the Rat was watching Tom and Jerry.
    I became angry but as a gentleman I didn't show it on my face, I didn't want spoil the relationship between me and the Rat just because of ordinary TV, I tried hard to conceal my anger but my emotions betrayed me...
    I went straight to the rat and snatched the remote from it's tiny hand and changed the TV back to the previous channel; action movie.
    The rat left to it's hole, with it's face down, and tail togged between the legs... My heart melt me...I'm an emotional person.
    Suddenly, the rat started keeping late at night; it would come back and make noise in the door around 12: 00 am, and I would open the door for it to enter. I began to discover some juvenile delinquencies from the once gentle rat.....
    A day came, coming back from lectures, I saw the Rat going out of my room with another female rat. I now know that the Rat was a womaniser and from the look of things, the female rat was one of the girlfriends....
    When I entered my room, there were lines of blood on the floor, I later discovered that the female rat was disvirgined by my room rat that very day,....
    I was annoyed and I went and block the way to the Rat's hole.
    When the Rat came back from seeing the girlfriend off, and wanted to enter it's hole and then find out that I had block it ....
    The rat looked at me, smiled and then left.
    From that day I couldn't find my WAEC Certificate again...

    MY ROOM RAT 1: The first house I lived when I got admission into Unizik, there was this smallish and gentle Rat πŸ€ that always ran around my room.... I liked the Rat, and I NEVER attempted to kill it for once, because I believe in the philosophy of Igbo man; "egbe bere, ugo bere" which means "live, make I live" Apart from that, the rat respected me and my personal rules which some includes not messing up my room, not tearing up my certificates/books, and not stealing my Maggi, onions or crayfish in the kitchen. As time went on, I became too close to the rat that sometimes when I come back from lectures, if there is light, the Rat would be on my bed with my TV remote controller, changing it to its chosen channel. I would drop my bag and leave the room just to give it some little privacy. One day I was watching American action movie when I left to the bathroom to ease myself, before I could return, the rat changed the channel to Tom and Jerry, and was busy watching the TV. I was watching the rat and the Rat was watching Tom and Jerry. I became angry but as a gentleman I didn't show it on my face, I didn't want spoil the relationship between me and the Rat just because of ordinary TVπŸ“Ί, I tried hard to conceal my anger but my emotions betrayed me... I went straight to the rat and snatched the remote from it's tiny hand and changed the TV back to the previous channel; action movie. The rat left to it's hole, with it's face down, and tail togged between the legs... My heart melt me...I'm an emotional person. Suddenly, the rat started keeping late at night; it would come back and make noise in the door around 12: 00 am, and I would open the door for it to enter. I began to discover some juvenile delinquencies from the once gentle rat..... A day came, coming back from lectures, I saw the Rat going out of my room with another female rat. I now know that the Rat was a womaniser and from the look of things, the female rat was one of the girlfriends.... When I entered my room, there were lines of blood on the floor, I later discovered that the female rat was disvirgined by my room rat that very day,.... I was annoyed and I went and block the way to the Rat's hole. When the Rat came back from seeing the girlfriend off, and wanted to enter it's hole and then find out that I had block it .... The rat looked at me, smiled and then left. From that day I couldn't find my WAEC Certificate again... 🚢
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  • Guys be careful the bigger the backside the bigger the billing

    Ezegeigbo nation worldwide
    Guys be careful the bigger the backside the bigger the billing Ezegeigbo nation worldwide
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  • Congratulations!
    Another American artist just recognized Peller!

    Peller decided to promote Lil Nas X's music today for free. He bought a horse worth ₦1 million and old-school wears worth ₦500,000, then went to a nearby bush, smoked some Igbo, and took pictures with Lil Nas X's song "Old Town Road" (over 1.5B views already!).
    Lil Nas X was thrilled by Peller's kind gesture and had no choice but to invite Peller to his house in America for a one-week vacation!

    Moral lesson: as no crime goes unpunished so do no good go unrewarded, so always do good to others πŸ™ŒπŸΎ
    May God reward anyone following Fai the Publicist. Amen πŸ™πŸΏ
    Congratulations!πŸŽ‰πŸ˜³ Another American artist just recognized Peller! Peller decided to promote Lil Nas X's music today for free. He bought a horse worth ₦1 million and old-school wears worth ₦500,000, then went to a nearby bush, smoked some Igbo, and took pictures with Lil Nas X's song "Old Town Road" (over 1.5B views already!). Lil Nas X was thrilled by Peller's kind gesture and had no choice but to invite Peller to his house in America for a one-week vacation! Moral lesson: as no crime goes unpunished so do no good go unrewarded, so always do good to others πŸ™ŒπŸΎβ€οΈ May God reward anyone following Fai the Publicist. Amen πŸ™πŸΏ
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  • What God cannot do does not exist.

    Nuella Njubigbo shared what she did before she gave birth to her son, and she thanked God specially.

    Someone reacted to the video: "I thank God for His grace and mercies upon your life."
    What God cannot do does not exist. Nuella Njubigbo shared what she did before she gave birth to her son, and she thanked God specially. Someone reacted to the video: "I thank God for His grace and mercies upon your life."
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  • JOKES OF THE DAY

    1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening.

    2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that søld agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University.

    3. One thing I hate about Facebook is that, a girl will post " I wanna slëêp nākΔ“d on my bed, who wants to jøin me?". sharp sharp you will see 3,458 likes and 5,450 comments.

    But someone will post " let us use ten minutes to thank God, for keeping us alive", then you will be seeing 18 likes and 20 comments.

    There is God ooo.

    4. Nigerian girls and their makeup shaa. You can even tøast one girl twice in a day, without knowing. I'm talking from experience.

    5. Jealousy is when you see two goats having s£× and you decided to separate them please what is the colour of your prøblem πŸ½β€

    6. Can you imagine a girl who has dΔ«abetes who still have a sugar daddy my question is do you want to dΔ«e

    7. Some girls are not romant!c at all, you will hΔ«t her with a pillow then Boom! She is chasing you with a knΔ«fe

    8. I think I know everything in biology until one girl told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and criΔ“d for 2 hours πŸ™†πŸ½β€

    9. Nepa in Nigeria doing promo be like pay your bills for complete three months and stand a chance to win a Generator

    10. To those who swallow rice but chew eba my question is what is actually your aim in life

    11. Even if you skip my posts, I won't give up... No be today I dey write homework, submit and teacher no mark am ...🀷

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    JOKES OF THE DAY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 1. Only an Igbo man, will do his traditional wedding in the afternoon, and still open shop in the evening. 🚢🚢🚢🚢😜😜😜 2. I thought I have seen it all, until I found out that the girl that søld agidi to me this morning, is the same girl that wrote on Facebook, that she studied at Oxford University. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† 3. One thing I hate about Facebook is that, a girl will post " I wanna slëêp nākΔ“d on my bed, who wants to jøin me?". sharp sharp you will see 3,458 likes and 5,450 comments. But someone will post " let us use ten minutes to thank God, for keeping us alive", then you will be seeing 18 likes and 20 comments. There is God ooo. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 4. Nigerian girls and their makeup shaa. You can even tøast one girl twice in a day, without knowing. I'm talking from experience. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 5. Jealousy is when you see two goats having s£× and you decided to separate them🀣 please what is the colour of your prøblem 🀷🏽‍ 6. Can you imagine a girl who has dΔ«abetes who still have a sugar daddy my question is do you want to dΔ«e πŸ˜…πŸ˜€ 7. Some girls are not romant!c at all, you will hΔ«t her with a pillow then Boom! She is chasing you with a knΔ«fe πŸ”ͺ 8. I think I know everything in biology until one girl told me aquatic animal is from Akwaibom. I just locked my door and criΔ“d for 2 hours πŸ™†πŸ½‍ 9. Nepa in Nigeria doing promo be like pay your bills for complete three months and stand a chance to win a Generator πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜ 10. To those who swallow rice but chew eba my question is what is actually your aim in life 😩😩 11. Even if you skip my posts, I won't give up... No be today I dey write homework, submit and teacher no mark am ...😜😜😜😜😜🀷🀷🀷🀷 WHICH NUMBER MADE YOU LAUGH MORE πŸ˜… FOLLOW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING STORIES AND JOKES,πŸ™πŸ»πŸ‘‰ A1 IROCK TV
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  • If you like if another election come, make it a tribal war. Zombie!! As you be Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa, go buy fuel 200 naira na, or enter market go tell person your tribe make things cheap for you. Shey you see how the sufferings no select who to touch.
    If you like if another election come, make it a tribal war. Zombie!! As you be Yoruba or Igbo or Hausa, go buy fuel 200 naira na, or enter market go tell person your tribe make things cheap for you. Shey you see how the sufferings no select who to touch.
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  • Papa! Papa!!" Mmuo sh0uted as he ran inside, jumping up joyfully "Papa, mama's coming!!"

    "Which mama?" Ojay asked and stood up to check

    On seeing his ex-wife, mama Azuka from afar, Ojay h!ssed

    Ojay called his son and said to him, "Go to the parish house. Tell our parish priest that your father wants to see him. Then, go to Maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigbo and call them for me too.

    "Good morning," mama Azuka greeted as she entered

    "Pls, hold that y0ur stewpid greeting," Ojay said méànly

    "Peace be unto this house," the parish priest greeted as he entered

    "Wow!" mama Azuka sçreáméd in joy on seeing Fr. Udeh again

    As they were exchanging pleasantries, maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigba entered

    After the usual greetings, Ojay addressed them:

    "I saw this w0man comiñg back to beg me, so I decided that our able parish priest and my two most respected elders should witness it. She's thinking that there were many fishes in the ocean, but she'd gone out and seen that the river's dry. She's seen that there's n0thing left in the street.."

    "But we need to hear from Lolo," the parish priest said

    "Exactly," maazi Otogba concurred, "She needs to tell us why she came.…"

    "And why again if not to b£g me to acc£pt her back?" Ojay insisted

    "Then, let it c0me out from her m0uth," maazi Anazodo stated

    "Then, she must kñéel d0wn and b£g me," Ojay br@gged, "Anything short of that, then, she's wastiñg her timé..."

    "Just obey your husband OK," the parish priest begged mama Azuka, "Just do as he said for the sake of peace"

    Mama Azuka Knelt down...

    "Kai, this life sef. Agaracha must come back," Ojay m0çked his ex-wife, "You left, you saw and here, you're, back to beg. So you agreed to kneel d0wn. A whole mama Azuka! Where's that y0ur stewpid. By the way, you came to b£g empty hañded? Who d0es that? After b£gging, gently go out there and get me an expensive wine. I will be sipping it, while c0ntemplatiñg whéther to aççept y0u báçk or not.."

    "Allow her to talk first na," the parish priest told Ojay

    "Firstly," mama Azuka spoke, "l n£ver had a húsbáñd; what I had was a públiç báñd. A p00r wr£tçhéd çh£át. I w0nder who w0uld like to return to p0v£rty. My husband and I will be traveling to Canada next month..

    "Your husband?" the Parish Priest asked

    "Yes father," my new husband, "Not this áp£ with big h£ád like Zuma rock. I just came to serve him our official div0rçe letter from the c0urt"

    "You want to leave me for an0ther man?!" Ojay sh0uted and fáiñted

    "So y0u carry this y0ur yeye fáiñtiñg enter 2023?" Mama Azuka m0cked Ojay, "Sha, If y0u fáiñt fiñish, y0u go still wake up and collect this paper. Ijotic baskad.."

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    Papa! Papa!!" Mmuo sh0uted as he ran inside, jumping up joyfully "Papa, mama's coming!!" "Which mama?" Ojay asked and stood up to check On seeing his ex-wife, mama Azuka from afar, Ojay h!ssed Ojay called his son and said to him, "Go to the parish house. Tell our parish priest that your father wants to see him. Then, go to Maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigbo and call them for me too. "Good morning," mama Azuka greeted as she entered "Pls, hold that y0ur stewpid greeting," Ojay said méànly "Peace be unto this house," the parish priest greeted as he entered "Wow!" mama Azuka sçreáméd in joy on seeing Fr. Udeh again As they were exchanging pleasantries, maazi Anazodo and Maazi Otigba entered After the usual greetings, Ojay addressed them: "I saw this w0man comiñg back to beg me, so I decided that our able parish priest and my two most respected elders should witness it. She's thinking that there were many fishes in the ocean, but she'd gone out and seen that the river's dry. She's seen that there's n0thing left in the street.." "But we need to hear from Lolo," the parish priest said "Exactly," maazi Otogba concurred, "She needs to tell us why she came.…" "And why again if not to b£g me to acc£pt her back?" Ojay insisted "Then, let it c0me out from her m0uth," maazi Anazodo stated "Then, she must kñéel d0wn and b£g me," Ojay br@gged, "Anything short of that, then, she's wastiñg her timé..." "Just obey your husband OK," the parish priest begged mama Azuka, "Just do as he said for the sake of peace" Mama Azuka Knelt down... "Kai, this life sef. Agaracha must come back," Ojay m0çked his ex-wife, "You left, you saw and here, you're, back to beg. So you agreed to kneel d0wn. A whole mama Azuka! Where's that y0ur stewpid. By the way, you came to b£g empty hañded? Who d0es that? After b£gging, gently go out there and get me an expensive wine. I will be sipping it, while c0ntemplatiñg whéther to aççept y0u báçk or not.." "Allow her to talk first na," the parish priest told Ojay "Firstly," mama Azuka spoke, "l n£ver had a húsbáñd; what I had was a públiç báñd. A p00r wr£tçhéd çh£át. I w0nder who w0uld like to return to p0v£rty. My husband and I will be traveling to Canada next month.. "Your husband?" the Parish Priest asked "Yes father," my new husband, "Not this áp£ with big h£ád like Zuma rock. I just came to serve him our official div0rçe letter from the c0urt" "You want to leave me for an0ther man?!" Ojay sh0uted and fáiñted "So y0u carry this y0ur yeye fáiñtiñg enter 2023?" Mama Azuka m0cked Ojay, "Sha, If y0u fáiñt fiñish, y0u go still wake up and collect this paper. Ijotic baskad.." For more stories like this follow HereπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ AB Comedy
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