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The Talking Goat

In a small village, there lived a man named Baba Musa, who prided himself on being the smartest person in town. He always had an answer for everything, and no one could outsmart him—at least, that’s what he thought.

One day, a farmer named Alhaji brought a goat to the village market. But this was no ordinary goat. This goat had a mischievous streak and could mimic human speech perfectly. Alhaji decided to sell it because it wouldn’t stop talking during the night, keeping his whole family awake.

When Baba Musa saw the goat, he smirked. "A talking goat? What nonsense! Animals don't talk!"

The farmer grinned. "This one does. Want to try?"

Baba Musa scoffed. "Fine! How much is the goat?"

"10,000 naira," the farmer said.

Baba Musa laughed. "10,000 for a goat? I'll give you 5,000."

The goat suddenly turned its head and said, "Really, Baba Musa? You can spend 20,000 on those ugly shoes, but I’m only worth 5,000?"

The crowd burst into laughter. Baba Musa's jaw dropped. "It talks?! This is witchcraft!"

The goat tilted its head. "Witchcraft? No, it's called talent, old man. Unlike you, I actually entertain people!"

Now the entire market was in hysterics. Baba Musa, feeling embarrassed, handed over 10,000 naira and took the goat home.

That night, as Baba Musa sat with his new goat, he whispered, “If you can really talk, let’s make money together. I’ll take you to cities, and we’ll perform!”

The goat sighed. "I don't work weekends. And if you don’t give me three square meals a day, I’ll tell everyone about the time you fell into the village pond trying to catch a fish."

Baba Musa froze. “How do you know about that?”

The goat winked. "Let’s just say… I’ve got my sources."

From that day forward, Baba Musa became the goat’s assistant—and the goat? It became a legend.

Profitable farming business in Nigeria

1)Poultry farming

2)Snail farming

3)Cassava farming

4)Fish farming

5)Maize farming

6)Rice farming

7)Pig farming

8)Honey bee farming

9)Pineapple farming

10)Plantain farming

11)Tomatoes farming

12)Cocoa farming

13)Cotton farming

14)Vegetable farming

15)Beans farming

16)Palm oil farming

17)Timber plantation

18)Cashew farming

19)Cattle farming

20)Crop cultivation

21)Goat farming

22)Livestock feed production

23)Mushroom farming

24)Rabbit farming

Due to the economic situation in Nigeria food is super expensive and everyone is trying hard to fend for their families.

Regardless of how hard we get these foods, insects like weevils wreak havøcs from reducing the quality of our food or totally making it unconsumable.

In the farming community, we have a way of preserving our food especially rice, flour, yam flour and other powdered food.

It's simple

- You need BAY leaves

- That bay leaf you put in your jollof or goat meat stew

- Drop a few bay leaves inside your rice

- Drop it in your powdered food stuff like Flour etc

- Even if you have those weevils in your food already don't worry, just put bay leaves there

- All those insects either find their way out of your food or they drop ∆ead

It's a simple way of ensuring continuous quality of your food and keeping it safe.

Send to your families and friends, food is expensive we can't lose the ones we manage to buy.

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Passion alone is not enough in agriculture please also pay attention to the following if you want to run a profitable agricultural venture! They're the reasons a lot of people fail in this venture

1. Ignoring the value of diversification in buyers – Relying on a single buyer can be risky; aim for a diverse customer base.

2. Underestimating startup costs – Ensure you have sufficient capital for equipment, breeding stock, seeds, land, and labour.

3. Overplanting/ overstocking without a market – Don’t grow more than you can sell or store.

4. Lack of irrigation planning – Proper water management is crucial for crop success.

5. Not tracking finances – Keep detailed records of income, expenses, and profitability.

6. Relying too much on one crop/ animals – Diversify crops and animals to spread risks and ensure steady income.

7. Neglecting marketing efforts – Growing crops is only half the battle; marketing them effectively is crucial.

8. Mismanaging equipment – Maintain equipment regularly to avoid costly breakdowns.

9. Rushing into large-scale farming – Start small to manage risks and gradually scale up as you gain experience.

10. Failing to secure contracts – Without agreements in place, you risk not having buyers for your produce.

11. Over-fertilizing – Too much fertilizer can damage crops and pollute the environment.

12. Underestimating the importance of record-keeping – Tracking weather, harvest times, and crop performance helps improve future yields.

13. Not networking with other farmers – Joining farming communities, cooperatives and events can offer valuable support and opportunities.

14. Mismanaging cash flow – Plan for periods of low income between planting and harvest.

15. Neglecting a business plan – Farming is a business and needs a solid plan for success.

16. Production of your own feeds - If you keep livestock irrespective of the type; goat, cattle, sheeps, poultry etc you must produce your feeds if not profitability will be hard!

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