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I already dressed half way this morning.. Wearing only a white plain trouser and a singlet, and then decided to brush my teeth before I put on my shirt and comot.
I was brushing when my neighbour papa Junior passed going to work, I greeted him and then the toothpaste bubbles in my mouth accidentally split out and stained my trouser and singlet I was wearing.. The thing come vex me,
After brushing, I turned and saw his wife, mama Junior washing clothes in the compound, she was on wrapper, singing one gospel song and dancing while doing her washing, I then greeted her and...
Anyway, lemme skip what happened....
.....
As I came home this evening, I was about opening my door when I saw her husband rushing toward me, fuming in anger
"Flovictor!! How dare you! You have no fear, you foolish guy" he was saying approaching toward me,
Me na I was wondering what he's talking about, before I know, this man rushed and grabbed me oo...
"Aiiiiyieeeoooo, Papa Junior what is this naa, wetin I do?" I asked
"How dare you sleep with my wife"
"Sleep with your wife kwa? Oga how do you mean?" I asked, so confused.
"No even try deny am, you shameless guy... You wey be newest tenant, So this is what you've been doing, I catch you this time, I must call police"
It wasn't a small commotion oo, Papa Junior accusing me of sleeping with his wife, the neighbours gathered to settle the matter, they come ask me whether I do such and I ask them if young girls don finish for the compound wey I go go sleep with person wife?
Now dem come ask papa Junior how he take know sey I sleep with him wife and the man said he has a clear evidence, he went to his house and brought out my my trouser and my singlet, the ones I was wearing morning and then he stated "For morning before I comot go work, na only Flovictor and my wife dey compound, my wife was washing clothes and Flovictor he dey for compound dey brush, I come comot"
"Eheeee... Continue" the neighbours chorused.
He continued... "As I come back this afternoon, I saw this trouser and a singlet inside my house, I ask my Children whose clothes was that and they said it's Flovictor's clothes, I asked them what it's doing in my house and they said they came home from school and found it on top our bedsheet, now tell me what Flovictor's clothes are doing on top of my bed while I'm not at home"
"Heehh??!!! Flovictor is that true? What do you have to say about this??" one of the neighbours inquired.
Me I don weak 🤦🏾♂️ how I go take explain the matter, Children can really complicate matters..
All the neighbours started... Even the young girls in the compound started condemning me, they said they can't believe I can do such a thing, "Person's wife?? Can you imagine! Flovictor nawa oo"
I know even you too reading this story right now believed I did what papa Junior is accusing me of...
But no be so...
I dey go Church, I no fit do that kain thing
This is what happened:
I told you my clothes got stained while brushing in the morning...
when I turned and saw mama Junior, I greeted her and we exchanged greetings.
I went inside and pulled my stained trouser and singlet and washed them, after washing I went to the drying line and saw there's no space again, mama Junior has already spread clothes and bedsheet all over the rope and and there are no more space to hang mine ,
I asked her if she can make little space for me to spread mine and she told me she can't, that I should just spread my clothes on top of her bedsheet which she washed and hanged on the drying line, that since it's just a white plain trouser and singlet that they will quick dry and when her children come back from school and start packing their clothes, they will help me and pack them as well.
That was what happened,
This children didn't explain to their father well that it was on the drying line that they saw my clothes hanging on top the bedsheet.
And Mr man is thinking it was on top of his bed. Wahala for public compound 🤦🏾♂️
Thankiu © Flovictor Eze
#Flovictor #Flov99
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I already dressed half way this morning.. Wearing only a white plain trouser and a singlet, and then decided to brush my teeth before I put on my shirt and comot.
I was brushing when my neighbour papa Junior passed going to work, I greeted him and then the toothpaste bubbles in my mouth accidentally split out and stained my trouser and singlet I was wearing.. The thing come vex me,
After brushing, I turned and saw his wife, mama Junior washing clothes in the compound, she was on wrapper, singing one gospel song and dancing while doing her washing, I then greeted her and...
Anyway, lemme skip what happened....
.....
As I came home this evening, I was about opening my door when I saw her husband rushing toward me, fuming in anger
"Flovictor!! How dare you! You have no fear, you foolish guy" he was saying approaching toward me,
Me na I was wondering what he's talking about, before I know, this man rushed and grabbed me oo...
"Aiiiiyieeeoooo, Papa Junior what is this naa, wetin I do?" I asked
"How dare you sleep with my wife"
😳😳😳"Sleep with your wife kwa? Oga how do you mean?" I asked, so confused.
"No even try deny am, you shameless guy... You wey be newest tenant, So this is what you've been doing, I catch you this time, I must call police"
It wasn't a small commotion oo, Papa Junior accusing me of sleeping with his wife, the neighbours gathered to settle the matter, they come ask me whether I do such and I ask them if young girls don finish for the compound wey I go go sleep with person wife?
Now dem come ask papa Junior how he take know sey I sleep with him wife and the man said he has a clear evidence, he went to his house and brought out my my trouser and my singlet, the ones I was wearing morning and then he stated "For morning before I comot go work, na only Flovictor and my wife dey compound, my wife was washing clothes and Flovictor he dey for compound dey brush, I come comot"
"Eheeee... Continue" the neighbours chorused.
He continued... "As I come back this afternoon, I saw this trouser and a singlet inside my house, I ask my Children whose clothes was that and they said it's Flovictor's clothes, I asked them what it's doing in my house and they said they came home from school and found it on top our bedsheet, now tell me what Flovictor's clothes are doing on top of my bed while I'm not at home"
"Heehh??!!! Flovictor is that true? What do you have to say about this??" one of the neighbours inquired.
Me I don weak 🤦🏾♂️ how I go take explain the matter, Children can really complicate matters..
All the neighbours started... Even the young girls in the compound started condemning me, they said they can't believe I can do such a thing, "Person's wife?? Can you imagine! Flovictor nawa oo"
I know even you too reading this story right now believed I did what papa Junior is accusing me of...
But no be so...
I dey go Church, I no fit do that kain thing
This is what happened:
I told you my clothes got stained while brushing in the morning...
when I turned and saw mama Junior, I greeted her and we exchanged greetings.
I went inside and pulled my stained trouser and singlet and washed them, after washing I went to the drying line and saw there's no space again, mama Junior has already spread clothes and bedsheet all over the rope and and there are no more space to hang mine ,
I asked her if she can make little space for me to spread mine and she told me she can't, that I should just spread my clothes on top of her bedsheet which she washed and hanged on the drying line, that since it's just a white plain trouser and singlet that they will quick dry and when her children come back from school and start packing their clothes, they will help me and pack them as well.
That was what happened,
This children didn't explain to their father well that it was on the drying line that they saw my clothes hanging on top the bedsheet.
And Mr man is thinking it was on top of his bed. Wahala for public compound 🤦🏾♂️
Thankiu © Flovictor Eze
#Flovictor #Flov99