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1. Roses are red
Violets are blueπ€·π½ββοΈ
Ji masun my brother
Shes cheating on youππ½ββοΈ
2. If Sex is a SIN
Then Hug is COS
And kiss is TAN
I don't mean to brag but I know my maths
3. I toast you, you no gree
Now you come dey ask me for 2k
Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?
4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations
If anybody hurry you block am
5.. In My Shoes
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.
6. She: you really made my day
Me: I can even make your hole weak
1. Roses are red
Violets are blueπ€·π½ββοΈ
Ji masun my brother
Shes cheating on youππ½ββοΈ
2. If Sex is a SIN
Then Hug is COS
And kiss is TAN
I don't mean to brag but I know my maths
3. I toast you, you no gree
Now you come dey ask me for 2k
Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?
4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations
If anybody hurry you block am
5.. In My Shoes
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.
6. She: you really made my day
Me: I can even make your hole weak
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1. Roses are red♥οΈπ
Violets are blueππ€·π½βοΈ
Ji masun my brotherππ
Shes cheating on youπππ½βοΈ
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2. If Sex is a SIN
Then Hug is COS
And kiss is TAN
I don't mean to brag but I know my maths
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3. I toast you, you no gree
Now you come dey ask me for 2k ππ
Person wen dey no give ADMISSION dey pay ACCEPTANCE FEES?ππ
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4. Nor rush for dis life people sabi post RIP pass congratulations
If anybody hurry you block am ππ
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5.. In My Shoes
A teacher was testing her students' intelligent level..."I saw a snake on my way home. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
JAMES: I will look for stick and kill it! "That's smart of you James." says the teacher.
"Robbers attacked me in my car and said, ''Your car keys or your life! Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher again.
JOY: I will give them the car keys and run for my life. Once there is life, there is hope. "Wow! That's so wise of you Joy." says the teacher.
"I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher.
AKPOS: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech.
AKPOS: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your bed. That's a figure of speech.
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6. She: you really made my day
Me: I can even make your hole weak π€π
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