1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?
.
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God
.
3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a
small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.
.
4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer๐๐พโโ๏ธ
.
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful sex while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucators๐๐พโโ๏ธ
.
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey.
.
7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me๐ฎโ๐จ๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ฟโโ๏ธ
.
8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "
.
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense
10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God.
I'll be back soon famz
๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah:/?๐๐
๐
.
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
.
3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a
small job? I live in Nigeria for a living.๐น๐
.
4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer๐
๐
๐๐พโ๏ธ
.
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful sex while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucators๐๐พโ๏ธ๐๐๐
.
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey.๐๐๐น
.
7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me๐ฎ๐จ๐คท๐ฟโ๏ธ๐คท๐ฟโ๏ธ
.
8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "๐๐น๐น
.
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense๐๐น๐น
10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of God๐๐.
I'll be back soon famz โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ