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😂THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY🤣🤣 Title: Confession of a couple, Episode 1 .................................................,.............. A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began. HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍? WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden. HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that wizard?! How I'm I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️? WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔 She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.😄😄😄😄 WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't poisoned😲. HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then. After eating, their maid came crying😭😭 WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened? MAID: Bingo is dead🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is poisoned😉! HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 WIFE👩‍🦱: What? HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s£x in my room👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼 WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨 WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have🙅🙅🙅🙅 HUSBAND🧔: OK WIFE👩‍🦱: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯 Immediately after, the Gateman came in😂. GATEMAN🧔🏿: BOSS The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologies for k!lling the dog😂😂😂😂😂 NOTE ✅ i am about to post the next episode on my profile follow me up to get notified FOLLOW 👉 Timi Jay follow page 👉 Discovery TV

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