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    A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

    1. Digital fast says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

    2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, ***** & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!

    3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.

    4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

    5. Life is like a ****, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

    6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's **** hard, not his life..!

    When a lady is pregnant,
    all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
    But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

    Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
    Not for children under 18 years 🔞 A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. ⭕1. Digital fast says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! ⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"! ⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked. ⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it. ⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! ⭕When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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  • Just resign yourself to the fact that you're going to be miserable so you can finally be happy. (It's a sound theory if you think about it hard enough.)

    — Richelle E. Goodrich
    Just resign yourself to the fact that you're going to be miserable so you can finally be happy. (It's a sound theory if you think about it hard enough.) — Richelle E. Goodrich
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  • A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being; and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings.

    — James Allen
    A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being; and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings. — James Allen
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  • I'm shadowboxing in a match the shadow is always going to win. (as a young man battling his deceased brother's heroic legacy)

    — John F. Kennedy
    I'm shadowboxing in a match the shadow is always going to win. (as a young man battling his deceased brother's heroic legacy) — John F. Kennedy
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