I complete with no one. If what I do threatens you that's your problem.

Where there's a will there's a way.

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You do not want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you would rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.