BREAKING NEWS: Your name is now on the list of those receiving last minute miracles in September.

Cole Palmer: “I should have had five or six!”.

“When I missed the first chance I was upset, but with the way they played and their high line I felt we would get more chances”.

That's it! This is the mentality that separates players like Ronaldo and Messi from players like Martinelli and Rashford!

Most Premier League goal involvements since Cole Palmer's Chelsea debut in September 2023:

◉ 40 - Cole Palmer
◎ 39 - Erling Haaland
◎ 34 - Ollie Watkins
◎ 32 - Mohamed Salah
◎ 31 - Son Heung-min

Hansi Flick on Lamine benched tonight: “If you want to give someone the responsibility of this defeat, that’s on me. It’s my fault”.

“I had to rotate some players, it was necessary”.

As a man looking for a wife, it is essential that any potential life partner is willing to have children, help you raise them, love you, cook for the family, clean the home, make you happy in the bridal bedroom, while you make her happy there too. But it is not possible that she would do all these things and still maintain a full-time job to support you financially. And that is why women look for a man who is rich enough to financially support her and any children she will have for you. It does not make them gold diggers. It makes them practical and prudent! You are not ready for marriage if you are not ready to carry this load.

As loving as I am, my detachment game is strong too

Bro to bro: You have to completely forget dating until you get your life together.