I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.