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  • “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” — Charles Schulz
    “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” — Charles Schulz
  • “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
    “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
  • It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
    It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare. — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
  • “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
    “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
  • “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett
  • “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” — Tom Lehrer
    “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” — Tom Lehrer
  • “When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and then try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” — Ron White
    “When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and then try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” — Ron White
  • You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson
    You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. — Sam Levenson