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- 1. I’m sîck and tired of hiding myself, guys... I’m the one that gives you answers when you press a calculator 🙋🏾♂️
2. My Neighbor’s wife kept screäming every night, “HONEY YOU’RE K! LL!NG ME”
Me, I’ve reported the matter to the Police before person d!e oo
3. Once she start answering you with “Hmmm”, “Ok dear” “whatever” or “as you like”,
Bros..... Just know that your relationshïp has only 1mb left
4. Kids of nowadays are lucky with English names, you’ll see them bearing “Treasure, Melody, Anabel or Cherish”
In our own time it’s “Augustina, Titus, Ekwutos or Sabinus.
5. Getting back home safely with your phone is a major testimony in Lagos
6. Anytime I see Pölice doing recruitment, I’ll remember my first and last attempt, we were told to run 200meters, I tried my best and took first only for me to be släpped and disqualified that I was running like a théif
7. When English isn’t your mother tongue, you’ll see twins on the road and be like “woow!! You guys looks face to face” and “together in one”
8. When parents hear sound of fälling plates or pot cover in the kitchen...
WHITE MUM: Are you Okay sweetheart?? 🙎🏾♂️hope you aren’t hürt?
NIGERÏAN MUM: Breäk am finish you hear!! breàk everything for this house finish...
9. Afriça boyfriends are like Afrïca presidents, the next one is more wörse than the current one, my sister stay where you are
10. Stop dating last born please🥹, this people can wake up in the night to ask for their mother
I come in peace oo
PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST, LET'S HIT 20k1. I’m sîck and tired of hiding myself, guys... I’m the one that gives you answers when you press a calculator 📟🙋🏾♂️😒🤭😂😂😂 2. My Neighbor’s wife kept screäming every night, “HONEY YOU’RE K! LL!NG ME” 😩 Me, I’ve reported the matter to the Police before person d!e oo 😒🥲🤭😂😂😂 3. Once she start answering you with “Hmmm”, “Ok dear” “whatever” or “as you like”, Bros..... Just know that your relationshïp has only 1mb left 😳🙆♀️🤭😂😂😂 4. Kids of nowadays are lucky with English names, you’ll see them bearing “Treasure, Melody, Anabel or Cherish” 🥲😕 In our own time it’s “Augustina, Titus, Ekwutos or Sabinus. 🤭😂😂😂 5. Getting back home safely with your phone 📱 is a major testimony in Lagos 🏡 🥲😂😂😂 6. Anytime I see Pölice doing recruitment, I’ll remember my first and last attempt🥲, we were told to run 200meters, I tried my best and took first only for me to be släpped and disqualified that I was running like a théif 😒😳🙆♀️🤭😂😂😂 7. When English isn’t your mother tongue, you’ll see twins on the road and be like “woow!! You guys looks face to face” and “together in one” 🥲🤭😂😂😂 8. When parents hear sound of fälling plates or pot cover in the kitchen... WHITE MUM: Are you Okay sweetheart?? 😳 🙎🏾♂️hope you aren’t hürt? NIGERÏAN MUM: Breäk am finish you hear!! breàk everything for this house finish... 😏😂😂😂 9. Afriça boyfriends are like Afrïca presidents, the next one is more wörse than the current one, my sister stay where you are 😒🤭😂😂😂 10. Stop dating last born please🥹, this people can wake up in the night to ask for their mother🙄😳🤭😂😂😂 I come in peace oo 🥲🏃 PLEASE FOLLOW ME OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST, LET'S HIT 20k -
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