I have 66 keys but no one can open a door
What key do I have

Unfortunately many of tou met me when i lacked boundaries nd was a people pleaser,let me reintroduce myself to you, i burn bridges as needed now

I just wanna be a calm woman in every situation

MEN CHEAT on WOMEN but don't want them to CHEAT in return. Do you know why? Because MEN know CHEATING is WRONG. MEN CHEAT for SËX, just for the PHYSICAL ASPECT, but when a WOMAN CHEATS, it's often for LOVE and AFFECTION. She CHEATS with someone who could potentially REPLACEMENT him. MEN might CHEAT MORE, but WOMEN CHEAT SMARTER. MEN can DISH it out but can't TAKE it back. MEN act as if it's the end of the world when they're CHEATED on. Women are not afraid to love, commit, and be loyal, but sometimes the PROBLEM lies with u MEN!

And to those men thinking men are polygamous in nature and that it isn't easy to eat only one soup for the rest of their lives. Who told you that to change soup is not hungering your women too.

There's no award to be won for SLEEPING AROUND.......

Congrats,
Because you are free from reporting the boss,
Free from nagging co workers,
Free from your routine in life,
This calls for a celebration!

Maritally,you shall be settled

Don't count the day or time,
Count in the hard work,
Count in the moments that were well spent,
Congrats on your retirement!

You were so good at work,
You were so good at multitasking,
Now, you have all the time in life,
To live for yourself,
Congrats!

Financially, you shall be settled

The days of nine to six are gone,
The days of joys and cheer are here,
So smile as your new phase is about to begin,
Congrats on getting retired!