WHY I STOPPED STEALING MEAT FROM POT
.......It's all happened some years ago
When I was a master in stealing meat from pot
If someone says, that he's professional in stealing of meat from pot without being caught
I will be like see this mumu u can't be as expert as I was
Because if my mum count the meat I will still thief it without been caught
Even if she use camera to snap it
I will still steal it
But it all stop on the day when I want to steal one bastard pomo (Cow skin meat) that has meat inside
When my mum was washing this meat
Naso I sight it and I started planning on how to steal it
Maybe I should take it all or I should slim fit it
Naso I concluded my mind to slim fit the meat out of the pomo
I watch my mum till she finished cooking the stew
The stew ready thank God I thought in my mind it's now time to strike
I was at alert so that my mum shouldn't catch me as usual
I now tiptoe to the pot of stew
Then I grab the meat
Despite the fact that the stew was still hot
As my plan to slim fit the Pomo
But this pomo nah bastard I thought in mind because it is not soft at all
As I struggled to cut it with my teeth
That's when the problem started
I now open my eyes to look left and right
To look whether my mum is coming🏃🏾♀️
That is when the meat now separate from pomo in angry way
It now do fiaaaaammm naso hot pepper enter into my eye
yeeeeeeeeeh I said
But I keep it to my self so my mum will not hear me
Na so I try to open my second eyesso I can run away but unfortunately my second eye can't open
Because the pepper is now transacted all over my body include my an*s
Naso I try to run off with my eyes closed
Next thing I heard was gbammmm naso I hit my head on the wall
Maybe am on Earth or in heaven I don't know🙅🏼♂️
I can't hold the pain anymore
That's when I shouted yeeeeeeeeh
And my mum heard my voice
So she ran to my rescue🏃🏾♀️
she now asked "steve what happen to you🤷🏽"? because I sat on the floor I can't say anything I just hold my head with one hand because my second hand is full of stew
Naso I try to stand up
And she saw the meat on the floor and my hand full of stew
She now understand what really happened and gave me a dirty slap gbaaaaa that can shift destiny to early grave and beat the hell out of me
That is when I realized the proverb that says
"Every day for the thief and one day for the owner"
Since then once my mind tell me to steal meat
My eyes will now start peppering me
And my ears will now be hearing gbaaa! gbaaa!! gbaaa!!! gbaaamm
Dear, I pray that God remove anything that is problem in your life 🙏🏿
Please bless my day by following me.
WHY I STOPPED STEALING MEAT🍗 FROM POT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
.......It's all happened some years ago😔
When I was a master in stealing meat🍗 from pot🍲
If someone says, that he's professional in stealing of meat🥩 from pot🍲 without being caught🤏
I will be like see this mumu u can't be as expert as I was😏
Because if my mum count the meat🍖 I will still thief it without been caught😅
Even if she use camera📷 to snap it
I will still steal it😂
But it all stop🚫 on the day when I want to steal one bastard pomo (Cow skin meat) that has meat inside😰
When my mum was washing🥣 this meat🍖
Naso I sight it and I started planning on how to steal it🤔
Maybe I should take it all or I should slim fit🧵 it😝
Naso I concluded my mind to slim fit🧵 the meat out of the pomo😝
I watch my mum👩 till she finished cooking the stew🥘
The stew ready thank God🙏 I thought in my mind it's now time to strike⚡
I was at alert so that my mum shouldn't catch me as usual⚠️
I now tiptoe🦶 to the pot of stew🍲
Then I grab the meat🍗
Despite the fact that the stew🍲 was still hot♨️
As my plan to slim fit the Pomo😋
But this pomo nah bastard I thought in mind because it is not soft at all🥺
As I struggled to cut it with my teeth🦷
That's when the problem started😣
I now open my eyes to look left and right
To look whether my mum👩 is coming🏃🏾♀️
That is when the meat🍖 now separate from pomo🍗 in angry way😞
It now do fiaaaaammm naso hot pepper🌶️ enter into my eye👀
yeeeeeeeeeh I said😱
But I keep it to my self so my mum will not hear me👂
Na so I try to open my second eyes👁️so I can run away🏃♂️ but unfortunately my second eye can't open😓
Because the pepper is now transacted all over my body include my an*s😭
Naso I try to run off with my eyes closed😶
Next thing I heard was gbammmm naso I hit my head on the wall🧱😮
Maybe am on Earth or in heaven I don't know🙅🏼♂️
I can't hold the pain anymore😫
That's when I shouted yeeeeeeeeh
And my mum heard my voice🗣️
So she ran to my rescue🏃🏾♀️
she now asked "steve what happen to you🤷🏽"? because I sat on the floor I can't say anything I just hold my head with one hand because my second hand is full of stew😿
Naso I try to stand up
And she saw the meat on the floor and my hand full of stew
She now understand what really happened and gave me a dirty slap👋 gbaaaaa that can shift destiny to early grave and beat the hell out of me
That is when I realized the proverb that says
"Every day for the thief and one day for the owner"
Since then once my mind tell me to steal meat🍗🍖🥩
My eyes👁️👀 will now start peppering me🌶️
And my ears will now be hearing gbaaa! gbaaa!! gbaaa!!! gbaaamm‼️😫🤣
Dear, I pray that God remove anything that is problem in your life 😥🙏🏿
Please bless my day by following me.
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